Is she really this stupid???

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DrivenByDemons, Apr 18, 2012.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Someone just asked the author of "Oh My Dog!" how to deal with a pup that bites guests. Her knowledgable answer????




















































    Hire a behaviorist. :facepalm:
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    That chick never ceases to ammmazzze me with her words of wisdom.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    and yes, she really is that stupid.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Seems to be her go to answer for everything.
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Beff my husband just lost out on a bonus at work and hes beating the living shit out of me.


    What should i do?
     
  6. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The person should write back and say they're canceling their 5 Sirius subs so they have enough money to pay for the behaviorist.
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Hire a trainer. Duh!
     
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    You're just jealous of "Their Love"
     
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    Anyone who asks Beth for advice on dogs (or anything else) is just plain stupid.
     
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    Phil A Sheo Well-Known Member

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    Like this guy?!?

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    No surprise! Her "Oh My Dog!" book of knowledge is essentially a phonebook full of numbers to smarter people with actual answers. :jj:

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    Hire a moneymakerist. Duh.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :jj:
     
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    Cunt!!! Hate that Horseface , fake Jew loving bitch.
     
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    What's the problem? Just ring the servant bell, have a maid bring the phone over and call up the behaviorist. It's probably just a few thousand dollars to hire one. Great advice as always, Beth! :facepalm:
     
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    Sorta what she would say if she were asked "How do I walk my dog?" Her response would be to hire a walking service like her and Skelator did.

    Whoever asks a "model" for pet advice is a fucking idiot and should be immediately put down just like a sick pet.
     
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    I have a neutered pelican who just drones on and on and on about shit no one cares about. He used to be funny and amusing and make lots of people laugh, but since he started hanging out with this dim-witted, blonde maned horse, it seems all common sence and well as his sence of humor has disappeared along with his testicals. Occasionally he is heard saying the word "judge" over and over and over and over. What would you suggest?
     
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    "Oh, Howard told me he just pisses on you people anyway. We get paid regardless." :vapidcunt: