Is that Texas warrant still good for Howard?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    And how long would Howard survive housed with the Texas Syndicate?

    Actually who here wishes the warrant would be served? :jj:

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  2. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...they wont bother with the cost of a misdemeanor warrant but it will never go away unless howard donates money to rick perry maybe.
     
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    To see Howard locked up? Would love it.
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...there had to be insider trading on the sirius deal imo.
     
  5. dawg

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    See, I am having second thoughts. I don't think this would be punishment dude. I think Howard's biggest fantasy is to be locked in a cage with a bunch of half naked latinos. We better think of something else :jj:
     
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    Being locked up in a Texas prison is Howards wet dream.

    Fans that haven't heard him since the 90s

    Extremely regimented schedule including portioned meals

    Solitary confinement upon request

    And all the BBC he can gobble up.
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    You said it boss man. :beer:
     
  8. dawg

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    I was gonna say, dont forget all the cock he can suck.
     
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    Howard wants to become one of those rabbis that circumcises boys with his teeth. All ages are welcome.
     
  10. Wigward Hairhat

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    That is one of his fantasies. However I think he would also have to hand over his wig when when he goes to prison, so that would probably be an automatic deal-breaker in Howard's case.
     
  11. GaryPuppet

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    We need a texas judge to issue a warrant for Howard's arrest for being an unfunny, douchebag sell out.
     
  12. FishySausage

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    Actually, they still cut the foreskin off with a scalpel, but suck the blood off with their mouths. Still fuckin gross

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