Is the pizza in New York better than in the other 49 states?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mack, Aug 4, 2012.

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Is there magical shit in pizza from New York that shoots stars out your ass?

Poll closed Sep 28, 2012.
  1. Fuck no. it's not magic you retards

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  2. Fuck yes. It's a magically delicious treat only New York has figured out

    48.3%
  3. Lobosco ate it all the fat little fucker

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    poll to follow
     
  2. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    bump
     
  3. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    surely this has been covered?:facepalm:
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Yeah but some New Yarker always gets worked up and lols ensue.
     
  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Never fails.
     
  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    No.
     
  7. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Bro's pie did look DAMN good, tho.
     
  8. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Giordano's>anything in New Yawk
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    its funny that every region of the country has its own food its known for. then when you travel a little bit you realize you can find the same shit everywhere. this aint afganistan
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    I love when they go on and on about how it's all about the water.
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    after considerable research i have determined that most people outside of NYC are incapable of actually tasting how wonderful NYC pizza is because (1) their taste buds have been ruined by inferior, bland foods made outside of NYC, and (2) most of NYC pizza is now made by asians. its not as easy to find the great, original NYC pizza anymore.

    god decided that any people who put pineapple on their pizzas do not deserve to be able to experience the greatness that his His One True Pizza from NYC thus he made it so Southern Californians are genetically incapable of recognizing divine pizza.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Bunch of retards here don't know what a Tri-Tip is, even after seeing pics.
     
  13. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    IF it's anything it's all the rat shit in those filthy ass shit hole restaurants.
     
  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    That Tri-Tip was spot on perfect.
     
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    the best pizza chefs are jooooos.
     
  16. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Yes.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'll take you to multiple pizza places here that would make you shit your pants they're so good. You'd shit your pants from happiness. :c
     
  18. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Everybody in New York can suck my balls...delivery included
     
  19. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    There are some good points there. Other than pepperoni are there any other acceptable pizzas?
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    I kicked the shit out of that Tri-Tip.

    That was a one-turn cooking too, didn't keep flipping it around. I get nervous that I really am fucking it up and burning the fuck out of it.