Stern Show Is there a bigger douche than Shuli?

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  1. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    listening to the fight week and the Shuli / Scott tape really takes the cake.
    Shuli acting like he is some "a" level comedian and doing Scott a favor is so far off base. Scotts jokes are better than Shulis for god sake.
    Scotts arguement was if your gonna get to expense stuff that is to your benefit and just pay me a flat fee than forget it. Meanwhile Shulie "the talent" gets to expense anything he wants at everyone else's expense. Total cheap skate move. First class for me everyone else in coach and by the way we dont have any extra money to share, pass the caviar.

    How that guy even still has a job is beyond me, he isn't remotely funny and acts like he paid his dues the hard way to be "known".
     
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    johnfreeman1 Well-Known Member

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    I always liked this fight

     
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    SkullofTimmy Well-Known Member

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    Just another part of the crew who's only claim to fame is being associated with Howards show.
     
  4. HelloCleveland!

    HelloCleveland! Well-Known Member

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    He's the Underdog whisperer, reason enough for him to stay.
     
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    if your talkin actual size Jason Kaplan much bigger
     
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    Why do you think Shuli is flying High Pitch and fucking Joey Boots all over the country for his stupid stand up shows? It's because Shuli, on his own, couldn't draw flies if he was covered in dog shit.
     
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    I think Shuli is ok. Is he the next Bob Hope no but he's functional.
     
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    his underdog lady stuff
    I like that
     
  9. EmilysBush

    EmilysBush It's not a merkin.

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    Hate that heeby fucktard.
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Well ya the guy was a card dealer before joining the Stern Show
     
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    I liked him on Jay
     
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    He's a fucking loser who for years was bobo, calling in with stupid questions, playing dumb games with Howard.
    His stand up is awful, he's a hack, and if he was funny, like someone said earlier, he wouldn't need to bring the whack packers with him
     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Wow
     
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    Beths Arab European Modoes Are My Faaaavorite! VIP Gold

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    Shuli Massengill has a nice ring to it.
     
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    Saw him open for Artie in San Francisco years ago. Fucking awful. All I remember was him doing his Elliott Offen "riiiiiiight" for about 5 minutes. It was douche chillingly embarassing.

    That being said, he's contributed one or two interesting stories over the years.
     
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    Lol. Shuli talking about his comedy or the Killers of Comedy was always so douche-chill inducing.
     
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    He's had some funny moments and good lines on the show over the years but he always acted like he was George Carlin with his dopey stand up. I remember him being pissed off at Richard because, in Shuli's eyes Richard "hadn't paid his dues" as a stand up. Shuli bragged that he had been playing shit clubs for shit money for 15 years. That's really nothing to brag about. Show Business isn't a factory, comedy club promoters could give two shits about who's paid their dues and who hasn't. They only care about who can draw. Eddie Murphy rode his bike to comedy clubs at the age of 15 and was a cast member on SNL at age 19. You either have "it" or you don't, and Shuli clearly doesn't.
     
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    Agreed. Shuli has had some good digs in arguments and busted some chops fairly well among other things, but when he talks about his career in comedy.......oof!
     
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    Yes, Ross Zapin is a bigger douche than Shuli, but it's close.