Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jul 12, 2013.
For Jimmy's wedding?
After all, jetting back to NY is a whole thing Robin.
Did Jimmy throw a wedding in Howard's honor?
All I can say is Howard will be fffucking exhausted come Monday and will utilize the first hour talking about how he don't know how much longer he can go on having to wake up at 4am every morning.
Does he even work in july?
Check out the all new and improved Howard Stern Website.....ooops.. oh yeah
I didnt even have time to go be at home.....I I I I I mean of course I had to go to Jimmy's wedding he would be crushed if I didn't show up I mean, Jimmy don't invite me next time with the flying and the traveling and the ceremony and the party, what am I the crazy one, Fey........(HOOOo HOOOO -Fred) I WANT TO BE HOME STARING AT THE WALL ROBIN.....in my modest apartment, now I had no time off flying and prepping for the show, and now stupid AGT is back you can't even find what channel its on.....Jon Hein get in here how were the ratings........Good, Jon you got to lose some weight I don't get my staff Robin everyone with the big bellies even Gary is looking heavy......I ate like a pig at Kimmel's I am so fat now and I am trying to slim down to get into my Jon Var-Vaaaaaa-Toes leather pants for the live shows its not happening Robin.....Look at Benjy over there grinning away fatter then ever.....I hate it ROBIN I HATE it........Anything else Robin
That is perfect.
I would pay soooooooo much money to see Howard have to fly from NY to LA on a Delta plane sitting in coach.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Long shot here. There won't be any guests on Monday. Howard will tell Gary they have a lot to cover and don't book guests.
A lot to cover being:
News from 2 weeks ago
Fostering kittens for North Shore
Beth delivering the kittens and how emotional it was
Celebrities he didn't get to talk to at Jimmy's wedding
A call from Bobo to kiss his ass
The Trayvon Martin case and what is going on because he didn't watch it because he was too busy
Annoyed with a staff memeber for some odd work related issue
Bitching about traveling and how he hates it
A call from Maryanne explaining the crazy crowds are at AGT
More JD clips of viral videos you can see on a million sites on the Internet
No discussion about Robin and what she did for the last 2 and 1/2 weeks
Talk about Ronnie and his modified mustache
Time for news....Cue Robin's song intro
If I am correct on 70% of this remember where you heard it first. I am calling my shot right now