Is there any way that Bindi will lose on DWTS?

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    First of all, I don't watch the show so stifle yourselves.

    We're talking about a 17 year old girl who lost her father to a stingray. She's very perky and has an impossibly positive attitude. Is there anything she could do to not win first place in this thing? Start yelling the n-word on live tv? Proclaim support for ISIS? Deny the holocaust?



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  2. YewLittleBitch

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    She's still jailbait so they're going to have to dance around her outfits so it still gives the pervs a hardon but isn't blatant enough to draw the ire of the general public. She won't be able to throw pure sex into the deal so she's fighting with one arm behind her back.
     
  3. Daveindiego

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    Thanks for letting us all know that you are the biggest faggit on this board.

    There was some debate, but you have cleared this all up. Thanks.
     
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    I think she'll do just fine in the sexiness department, compared to her competitors.

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    And no, that's not @Daveindiego
     
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    I had an aunt that looked like paula dean that used to do her housework in her underwear and made me wash her back when I came to visit. I'd fuck the tits off paula dean.
     
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    She's a cute girl. Seems sweet too.
     
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    I dreamed about your sweet, tight ass last night dave. I'd treat you right.
     
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    Dancing reality tv. :rofl:
     
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    Just have that major stumbling block, in that I really like wet hot pussy.

    Sorry.
     
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    Underage hawtness
     
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    It is a step above celebrity poker. A small step, but still a step.
     
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    You'd never know the difference in the dark. I'd even get implants on my back for you.
     
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    She could lose a few
     
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    That dancing training shit will take that baby fat off her.
     
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    Do you have lots of money?
     
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    No. On the plus side for gay sex I am a premature ejaculator so any discomfort I would cause would be a very slim slice out of your day and then we could watch sportscenter instead of cuddling.
     
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    Hey Bindi why dont you bendy on this? Ohhhhh!
     
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    I stopped at no.