Is There Anything In This World More Enjoyable Than Morning Sex

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  1. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    put a smile on my face the entire day
     
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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    i agree with this
     
  3. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    i like a good shit in the morning
     
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  4. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Its a necessity and a human right...Air, clean drinking water, morning sex.
     
  5. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Also awesome! A good shit is nearly = girls.
     
  6. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    and my ass doesn't even hurt
     
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  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Night time sex?
     
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  8. BuffaloTom

    BuffaloTom Closed By User Banned User

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    But doesn't the vaseline seeping out of your ass bother you all day?[​IMG]
     
  9. Shedding Skin

    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    Drugs are pretty good.
     
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  10. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    you're doing it wrong
     
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  11. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    beat you to the punch with a response
     
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  12. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I was planning on making that joke too.
     
  13. BuffaloTom

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    damn you......... I wasted time finding the right picture.... Next time sucker.
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I agree with OP
     
  15. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    Not even close.

    Night time sex is recuperative from the slings and arrows endured throughout the day
     
  16. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Afternoon delight then. I'm not at my best first thing in the morning.
     
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  17. Sammy13

    Sammy13 I love The Cookie Banned User

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    my current chick doesnt give me morning sex during the weekdays :down:
     
  19. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Sorry bud. We want to look and smell sweet when it happens - which you should appreciate.
     
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  20. geo

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    nachos are a close second :yes:
     
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