Is there anything less sexy than 90 percent of fat Uber drivers?

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  1. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Is there anything more sexy than B Mike?

    There, you got 1 reply.
     
  3. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc

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    I'm shocked at how many uber drivers around here are millenial hipster chicks in their shitty 5 year old Priuses.
     
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    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    What the
     
  5. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Who did what now?
     
  6. Mike

    Mike Yo

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    They let chicks drive über? Isn't that against the law :fil:
     
  7. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger The REAL Nature Boy - Exec VP Larry, Inc

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    They are the worst. Always miss the exits and are not as aggressive as you should be in Dallas traffic.
     
  8. WillyBest

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    I once got in an uber alone after a night of drinking and my driver was kind of sweaty and looked like he just ran or something. When I asked him how his night was he told me that his last fare was a cute girl who was pretty drunk and started making out with him when they got to her place. She starting giving him head in the car and then asked if he wanted to come in.

    Needless to say he was having a better night than I was.
     
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  10. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    mikey hurt Rum Balls feelings.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Oh my :wub:
     
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    Yes. Jinkie girls
     
  13. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    He's been with fi....wait... :spit:... fift... :backlol:...fifty... :haha:....women


    :lol:
     
  14. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    Nah. It was the only plausible spinoff title. Kind of mean, not up to my usual standards.