Is there anything less sexy than 90 percent of fat Uber drivers?

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  1. Rum Balls

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    Is there anything more sexy than B Mike?

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  3. ClintDagger

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    I'm shocked at how many uber drivers around here are millenial hipster chicks in their shitty 5 year old Priuses.
     
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    What the
     
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    Who did what now?
     
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    They let chicks drive über? Isn't that against the law :fil:
     
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    They are the worst. Always miss the exits and are not as aggressive as you should be in Dallas traffic.
     
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    I once got in an uber alone after a night of drinking and my driver was kind of sweaty and looked like he just ran or something. When I asked him how his night was he told me that his last fare was a cute girl who was pretty drunk and started making out with him when they got to her place. She starting giving him head in the car and then asked if he wanted to come in.

    Needless to say he was having a better night than I was.
     
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    mikey hurt Rum Balls feelings.
     
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    Oh my :wub:
     
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    Yes. Jinkie girls
     
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    He's been with fi....wait... :spit:... fift... :backlol:...fifty... :haha:....women


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    Nah. It was the only plausible spinoff title. Kind of mean, not up to my usual standards.