Is there anything more adorable in life than when....

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Dec 29, 2013.

  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    You rip a huge fart on the couch next to the dog, and the dog gives it that perked up ear 'WTF' was that head cock?

    :c
     
  2. LonghornJ

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    I birthed an 18" continuous log earlier... it was glorious.
     
  3. Gomez

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    single guy problems :facepalm:
     
  4. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    Dropping Uterus.
     
  5. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I candy striped the bowl this morning before leaving for work. Hopefully the near-ex was repulsed. :yes:
     
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    You need to post more pictures of your dog Dave. I love that little shit.
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    ooh, that reminds me, the 'soaker' should be ok to flush now.

    :c
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    He is passed out unconscious next to me after that lethal bio-weapon attack I just dropped on him. :wub:
     
  9. NipplesAndToes23

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    I find it adorable when a chick kicks off her shoes and she has cute little feet and sits on her legs and puts those cute little feet up on my couch.
     
  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I like stinking up the shitter at work with huge dumps. Some guy came in the bathroom cussing at the smell, brought a huge smile to my face.
     
  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I'll bet you also appreciate a Moen faucet.
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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  13. NipplesAndToes23

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    Whatever. I make $60k a year. You will never be on my level financially.
     
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    i'm sure you're a serial killer.
     
  15. Lemmy

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    :nojj:
     
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    No, but that bitch who said no to my invitation to the Homecoming Dance in 12th grade better watch out.
     
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    This dog requires Swifty pics, even if they are old. You have 5 minutes to post them before I rate this shit thread a 1.