Is there some way we can get Eliot Offen on the show.

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I want to see Debbie the Pet lady and him go at it for once haha.


    Id still take him over that boring cunt.
     
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    It will never happen. He is banned from the building and Howard is afraid of him.
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I love your name!
     
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    One-Trick pony, not fun or funny...
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    And Debbie the cunt lady is any better?
     
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    This.

    Plus didn't hit hit and kill a woman with a rented Ryder truck? It sounded like an accident, but he could still go to jail for it. If he hasn't already...
     
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    That was a long time ago I'm sure that court case has been decided if there even was one.
     
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    well nate is this because you have a carcinoma of the corpora cavernosa...the CORPORA CAVERNOSA...you know what that is? riiigghhhttt It's CANCER OF THE COCK! CANCER OF THE COCK! riiiiggghhht. cancer of the cock! riiigghhhttt
     
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    A very very slim chance we'll hear him on the phone, but he'll never be in the studio again. Forget the whole violent aspect, he would be in a position to call "stern" out on his bullshit and howard couldn't just hang up on him. Cut the mic maybe but he's a loud mfer. I think Howie would be scared of what EEO would have to say.
     
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    No and thank God.
     
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    Did you hear what happened to that bum who spit on yoko? howie pissed his pants and dropped into the fetal position. Eeo will not be allowed anywhere near howie boy
     
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    Elliot was one of the first few people to rag on howard for the sirius stock. I would love for him to come back on the show just to call robin a cuntface, if only one last time.
     
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    Did he talk about this on air? Somehow I missed this, I read people posting about it all the time but cant find any clips of audio on youtube.
     
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    "Robin, shut your cunt-face". Will never happen. That would require some effort on Howard's part, to keep up with Elliot's barrage of insults. Plus he is banned from the building. Elliot was one of the best guests ever though.
     
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    i'm pretty sure that's true...i heard the replay and don't remember the specific part referring to pissing his pants or curling up into the fetal position but this is entertainment and i'm playing a character who makes assumptions and states them as possible fact.
     
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    ugg. I hate his fake schtick. Just as fake as Debbie the Pet Lady.
     
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    Eeo never apologizes like dtpl does. Eeo is more honest and has more integrity than howie....and he's smart as shit! You ever hear those big words he uses?!?
     
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    Offen's first appearance on Sirius was epic, imo.

    Asking Howard WTF had happened to him and claiming Mel would take all of his money.

    Loved it
     
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    Fresh drywall?
     
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