Is this a dick in real estate listing or what

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    There is a five bedroom, four bathroom three-story condo at 5517 Oakwood Cove in Austin available for the price of $389,500. One of the bathrooms is pictured, and you can see that some changes need to be made. The wallpaper could be scrapped. The fixtures could be updated. Oh, and the dude with his dick hanging out could probably move out of the way.

    The seller describes the condo thusly:

    Beautiful three story condo located in central Austin, backing up to a wooded greenbelt. This condo had several windows that overlook the gorgeous greenbelt that is full of large trees. The windows have custom plantation shutters. Each story has its own deck as well as its own central air/heat. The condo is also equipped with a central vacuum system.

    He neglects to mention that there is a massive bathroom mirror for photographing your own dick, but sometimes showing is more effective than telling. Photo number 16

    hotpads.com/real-estate/5517-Oakwood-Cove-1-Austin-TX-78731
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    My house does not properly show off my penis. Worse yet, the neighbors are tired of me checking their homes to see how it looks in their kitchens.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Based on what I've seen lately, I expect this thread to include comments from lots of dicks.
     
  5. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    "No comment!"

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  7. XuXu

    XuXu Well-Known Member

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    Wow, people are still really desperate to sell their houses, and they keep saying the market is picking up... SMH
     
  8. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...389 for a condo?
     
  9. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    hopefully he makes enough off the sale to buy a fucking razor.
     
  10. Chimney Portions

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    It's a dick.. house. Mighty might, jus' lettin' it all hang out.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    Well. Better than this listing near me.

    530 W Tumbleweed Rd, Gilbert, AZ 85233
     
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    I have this shed I'm trying to sell.

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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    You don't see anything about this in any listing.

     
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    link fail?
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    How so?
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    Here.
     
  19. Mr Vengeance

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    I show my dick in picks when trying to sell a house. It's so small it makes the house look HUGE.

    I feel shame.
     
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