Is this a stomach virus?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I've basically been puking and shitting all morning

    Please provide medical advice

    Do not bring shenanigans into this
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    Cron's
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Wut
     
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    Mrs. Chriza didn't brown the meat well enough before adding to the hamburger helper mix.
     
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    fever?
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    Crone's? :scratch:
     
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    sounds like it.

    eat bland stuff.
    ancient chinese recipe: BRAT - bannanas, rice, apples and toast.
     
  8. banksy

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    food poisoning

    srs :rip:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Nah its not that. Just my stomach
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I was able to make it to work so I doubt its that

    I'm gonna leave early though

    :puke:
     
  11. garypagetwo

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    did you eat something prepared in your kitchen again? :facepalm:
     
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    couldve been something you ate.
     
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    I doubt if it's food poisoning or a virus......I'm almost positive it's stomach and/or colon cancer. :rip:
     
  15. nazdrowie

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    heres some medical advice..

    STOP DRINKING BOOZE!!!
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    My girlfriend ate the exact same thing I did and she's fine :dontknow:
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fak
     
  18. garypagetwo

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    puking and shitting all day put a cork in your asshole and gag your mouth
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Kinky
     
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    maybe you caught the cancer then :dontknow: