WTF is this rape? Being invited in, told not to cum, but blowing a load?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    From the Guardian in the UK

    My boyfriend 'sort-of' raped me. But I didn't break up with him
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    This is not my story of rape. But it is a story with rape-ish qualities.

    The man and I had been fighting. We fought and then we made love, and as we did he said, “I want to come inside of you.” This was not dirty talk – it was a proposal. I told him not to, I didn’t want him to.

    When he finished he said, “I did it, I came inside of you!” Then added, “fuck you” sticking his middle finger up at me. His face, pink with a slick of sweat, was full of fury and glee.

    I don’t know how to write what happened next without sounding pathetic. All I will say is that it was an automatic reaction. It came on without consideration. I burst into tears. I ran into the shower, crying and said over and over again, “get it out of me”.

    I call what he did 'rape-like'. He called it 'pushing my boundaries'
     
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    noun
    1.
    unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.
     
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    Future Best Dad Ever.
     
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    Cry harder sissy
     
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    I think it's a dick move worthy of a punch to the ballsack. If she has sex with a proven asshole like that again she's a retard.
     
  7. old stern fan

    old stern fan Shit Mult

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    I just came
     
  8. MilkyDischarge

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    The penetration was invited though.
    He just spilled a little.
     
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    No means yes and yes means anal!
     
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    an unwarranted milky discharge, if you will
     
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    1. Where did she think he finished?
    2. Why is this in the paper?
    :eek:
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    Not even close.
     
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    Ricky Gervais "Aids Flyer" aimed at gay men but equally useful advice of where to ejaculate for "straights".
     
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    Howard related because the story was written by Ralph.
     
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    Time for Plan B
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    This is why you should stick with anal
     
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    Nope. "Technically," she could withdraw consent anytime, even during the act in between strokes. But there's no statute about consent to blow a load during consensual intercourse. Being on the hook for child support for 18 years if she shits out his kid is punishment enough.
     
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    ANAL is the correct answer
     
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    3. What finishing places would have been acceptable to her?