Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Sep 1, 2011.
Nah, I think Schmoop would snort first, ask questions later.
I have done a couple lines in my life, on cassette tape cases to give a timeline and the one kid would always snort a bit and then actually blow out his mouth and blow some off the case.
the kid in that GIF is obviously a noob; a seasoned junkie would never do something that stupid.
That is the same kid who when we pulled into the projects to buy some the guy took our money and calmly turned around and walked away. I just drove off and he was asking me, "aren't you going to do something?"
Mind you the hundred or so guys standing there were all wearing their black and blue gangster disciples colors and staring us down. No, I wasn't doing anything.
I bought 200 dollars worth of coke with mixed in fake 20's. zeroxed. I thought i was gonna die. I wasn't even a coke user. Just messed with it a little.
Wtf am I? Chopped liver?!
Hi Hash Brown.
If you ever get around a crack smoker take and sprinkle crushed up salt pellets around the couch where he is sitting. When he runs out he will be picking everyone up and checking it.
Fake 20's dawg. I used them to buy weed too. Which wasn't as hairy. But still scary. Fake 1's and 5's too. And before the feds look into this, it was in the 80's and the forger was caught.
Zeroxed money. good times.
lol..I knew a crack head too. One night he went out to buy like 3 or 5 times and left a couple of us at his house. Every time he came back he swore we were stealing shit. It was crazy.
He would go to the worst areas in far rockaway to get it. It was bad enough to go once in a night but to keep going back till 5 in the morning was ludicris.
I saw that gif a couple of weeks ago.
I'll never forget the time I was doing coke with my ex-druggie friends and their mother. She was around 50 years old, a high school English teacher and one of the biggest drunks I've ever seen. This woman drank a 12-pack every night after work. The fucking bitch was so drunk, she ashed her cigarette in my fucking coke that was on a plate!!!!! I was fucking pissed! She then got-up and fell down the stairs!
We were doing the coke in an upstairs bedroom. She was okay and I cleaned as much ash out of the coke as I could.