WTF Is this the world's hottest math teacher?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by TheWonk, Oct 12, 2016.

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  1. Yes

  2. No

  3. I dunno. I'm gay and faggot.

  4. She's ok but has tattoo on her wrist. Would not bang.

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  1. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    Is this the world's HOTTEST maths teacher? Russian woman sends the internet into a frenzy after a classroom video of her goes viral
    • Oksana Neveselaya, from Minsk, Belarus, describes herself as a 'sensual' maths teacher and has won over hundreds of thousands of male followers
    • Became an overnight celebrity after a video of her teaching went viral
    • However hopeful suitors may be disappointed as Oksana appears to have a mysterious partner who sends her giant bouquet of roses

    Math can be difficult for even the most committed students, but with Oksana Neveselaya at the front of the class her students could be forgiven for struggling to concentrate.

    The pretty blonde has been dubbed 'the world's hottest maths teacher' after a video taken by one of her students went viral.

    Miss Neveselaya, from Minsk, Belarus, has since swept YouTube and garnered a huge Instagram following of more than 173,000 devoted fans.

    In the clip, which is just 45 seconds long, she is seen wearing a sleeveless grey dress and cage sandals with her long blonde hair worn in waves.

    She is seen addressing the class, before turning back to the whiteboard to write out equations. Various versions of the original video have racked up hundreds of thousands of views.

    It is not known whether Oksana is aware of the furore surrounding her YouTube debut but if her social media accounts are anything to go by she isn't averse to receiving attention over her looks with each post notching up hundreds of likes and comments.

    A recent photograph of her enjoying a spa break in Malaysia sent her fans into a frenzy, with men begging her to 'be their maths teacher'.

    She is currently enjoying a tour of Malaysia where she has been inundated with offers of dates from local men.

    According to her Facebook page, she is determined to 'show that sensuality and intelligence go hand in hand'.

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  2. sumtexan

    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    Yes.
     
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  3. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    Thumbs up
     
  4. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Yes, she makes me count to 2.
     
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  5. Chalupa Batman

    Chalupa Batman Sometimes When I Shit I Cum. Gold

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    Sorry brb
     
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  6. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    I'd like my sperm to divide her eggs.....
     
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  7. DaTenses

    DaTenses Well-Known Member

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    :pissed:My math teachers never looked like that.
     
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  8. bobblebooey

    bobblebooey Well-Known Member

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    Would eat her asymptote.
     
  9. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    god damn right she is
     
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  10. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Need to see the slit and anus to be certain. But from what I see,
    Tits+ass+face+bod=erection
     
  11. binhphuocngu

    binhphuocngu Well-Known Member

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    What is 1-0? My dick in her mouth.
     
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  12. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    she just made my cock multiply oooohhhhhh!!
     
  13. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    I can get behind that equation. :bigthink
     
  14. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike Gold

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    @ShutUpSitDown taught the nerds at NASA incredibly complex mathematical equations that are the foundation of our current space program. And he is a pretty striking man.
     
  15. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One Gold

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    I'd like to give her some long division
     
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    Rescued Owl VIP Extreme Gold

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    The front of my pants looks like an isosceles triangle now.
    :jackoff:
     
  17. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike Gold

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    I want to make this clear - she is definitely NOT a butter face. She's cute. But the body is quite a bit better than the face, yes?
     
  18. Eclipse754

    Eclipse754 Well-Known Member

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    I just got a parabola in my pants!
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  19. Mike Huntslooce

    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    We could do some math. She could calculate the volume of my cock and I'd see if she could take that volume.
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  20. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Hmm. I don't know. Mine was pretty hot.

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