Is This Wrong? (humble brag)

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  1. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    It's 2:13 am, I'm STILL drinking mezcal after a record setting 3 hour session with my wife...including checking off a bucket list item!
    She's sleeping peacefully, still smiling.
     
  2. JustLurking

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    How old are you? I thought I was in the minority in those long fuck sessions.
     
  3. FrstTimeLngTme

    FrstTimeLngTme Well-Known Member

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    Accept my digital high five

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  4. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    54 on 2/26.
     
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    You take some eggnog.....
     
  6. JustLurking

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    Impressive, are you taking any PEDs?
     
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  8. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Just mezcal.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Columbian grape smugglers?
     
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    Old dudes last longer. Wish I was like that in my 20s .
    What was the bucket list item ?
     
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  11. lilbuddy67

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    yeahOKthumbsUP.gif
     
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    Good for you buddy.
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  13. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    1. I respect my wife too much to say...however if I told you, she'd throw me out the BACKDOOR.
     
  14. Honkey Donkey

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    Ok I won't ask again . :iohi5:
     
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    Plums...
     
  16. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Wouldn't want to dig yourself in a HOLE that you can't get out of. Butt I'm sure it will go down in your annals of sexual history.
     
  17. JustLurking

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    Antidepressants suppress the orgasm as well.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Assolutely.
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    3 hours of bullshit. I subscribe to the Richard Pryor axiom of: "I can do about 8 minutes of serious fucking. Then I needs eight hours of sleep."
     
  20. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Last I checked Richard was still dead.

    :dancin:
     
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