Is Toni 100% responsible for the rat's nest on Wiggy's Melon?

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  1. Jayla

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    Or does she just do what Wiggy tells her to do?
     
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    Wiggy got it long before he met Toni. Toni has been upkeeping it. It's really Farrel Hair Systems look.

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    But the ringlets are super tights and fem now. She's a professional hairdresser. I just wonder if she ever tries to steer him in a different direction. The hair is vile.
     
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    She can't really do much. That hair is Wiggy's brand and if she tried shortening the wig, it would reveal his hairline. Wiggy could get a different & shorter wig... but that's really his decision.
     
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    Howard can't do straight "hair" now. A close up photo of wherever he parted it would reveal the lattice of his "hair system." It's the same reason we haven't gotten a good view of his hairline in years.

    I love it. He's trapped in his web of lies and can do nothing but have those ridiculous poodle clippings on his noggin. A successful near-billionaire, and yet he's devastatingly insecure -- hilarious.
     
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    The wig fibers don't even look like organic material. It looks hot as hell...his bald head must stink :puke: and it looks highly flammable...fire hazard IMO..
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    Toni gets paid a ton of money.
     
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    Garbage in....Garbage out
     
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    Rat's nest. Dats a good one.
     
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    I absolutely positive he reeks and no sane woman -- or man -- would ever want to get intimate with him.
     
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    Howard's hair : celebrity-level fashion :: Benjy Bronk : comedy
     
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    She also does JD's hair[​IMG]
     
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    I wouldn't want that on my resume if I were a professional hairstylist. He must pay her handsomely to compensate.
     
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    :winner::winner:

     
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    For the last time. It's a hair system not a wig. And don't yell at Toni. She's a hairdresser not a Miracle worker. The poor woman doesn't have a lot to work with.
     
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    Does Toni even have an other clients or is she on 24/7 wig call? If she is exclusive to Howard then she must cost a bundle. No wonder Howard keeps doing AGT -- he ain't going to pay her himself.
     
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    I bet the hair system includes some kind of a wig, otherwise how does it go long and short depending on the occasion.
     
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    I would love to be a fly on the wall when Toni is getting him all wigged up.
     
  20. Jayla

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    I'm guessing it's 24/7 - and how pathetic is that? He's a male billionaire with a FULL-TIME hairstylist. You'd think he'd want to enjoy his money and all it can buy at this point and not worry so much about his looks which will never be more than an inch above hideous no matter what he does. Plus, he's kind of old to be carrying on about this. Most ppl want to find peace and contentment at 60, regardless of their income. What a loser.
     
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