Is your dog farting right now?

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  1. gilaet

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    Mine are.
     
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    :dogfucker:
     
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    Not now, Naz. Not this thread. :crying:
     
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    I have not idea, my dog is in his little dog room, and he can go outside when he wants to fart. Cause he's a dog.
     
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    bump
     
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    Mine is snoring, about to go in the next room and kick her.
     
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    No... but the dog farts have been so bad this week it's just a matter of time.
     
  13. Mack

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    Gus farts more than any living thing I've ever seen.

    And there's no mistaking who did it.
     
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    I have never heard or smelled my dog fart.
     
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    because hes a dog
     
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    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    My dog has no cooth.
     
  18. gilaet

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    Update: Still farting... more anon...
     
  19. Mack

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    I think it must be from a high protein diet and constantly chewing rawhide bones (ingesting lots of air).
     
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    at least that's my theory.