Is Your Fart Runny?

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  1. Nickthedick

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    Mine is as fluffy and fragrant as soft spun pink cotton candy
     
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    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    Sometimes they sound a little wet.
     
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    Gross. Negged.
     
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    Actually, when I passed wind, my husband would make a fake cat "voice" and pretend our cats were saying "Oh my god! The gas; she is trying to euthanize us!" :mad:
     
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    I can honestly say I've never heard any of my wives pass wind.
     
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    Ive never heard my girl fart. Not sure if Ive ever heard her burp either. Wouldn't be a deal breaker or anything but It's not my thing, I dont find it that amusing. If it happens it happens but I appreciate the effort to keep it discreet. I do the same for her.
     
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    This is about farts, not your bush.
     
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    Oh.
     
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    Wha wha wha... Tigger, you know damn well that girls don't fart!!!
     
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    You only think that because it is like a beautiful breeze blowing across a fragrant meadow
     
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    That's a poetic way to describe vaporized feces!!!
     
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    Mine are more like the stench and texture of The Ganges River. :puke:
     
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    [video=youtube;c9GU4P-1AWI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9GU4P-1AWI[/video]