Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Nickthedick, Jan 22, 2014.
Mine is as fluffy and fragrant as soft spun pink cotton candy
Sometimes they sound a little wet.
Actually, when I passed wind, my husband would make a fake cat "voice" and pretend our cats were saying "Oh my god! The gas; she is trying to euthanize us!"
I can honestly say I've never heard any of my wives pass wind.
Ive never heard my girl fart. Not sure if Ive ever heard her burp either. Wouldn't be a deal breaker or anything but It's not my thing, I dont find it that amusing. If it happens it happens but I appreciate the effort to keep it discreet. I do the same for her.
This is about farts, not your bush.
Wha wha wha... Tigger, you know damn well that girls don't fart!!!
You only think that because it is like a beautiful breeze blowing across a fragrant meadow
That's a poetic way to describe vaporized feces!!!
Mine are more like the stench and texture of The Ganges River.