News ISIS #2 in command, dead. Thanks, Obama!

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I'm really sorry to bring this 'bad news' to the Alt-Right faggots.

    http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-terror/isis-says-no-2-leader-mohammad-al-adnani-dead-n640171

    ISIS No. 2 Leader Abu Muhammad al-Adnani Dies of Wounds in Syria
    by Robert Windrem and Tracy Connor




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    ISIS: Top spokesman, planner killed in Syria 5:40
    The ISIS leader at the top of the U.S. kill list died this week, days after he was wounded in Syria, a U.S. military intelligence official told NBC News.

    Abu Muhammad al-Adnani was the terror group's No. 2 commander, its charismatic director of external operations and main propagandist.

    He succumbed to his injuries in Al-Bab, a town 15 miles northeast from Aleppo and 20 miles from the Turkish border, the official said.

    Turkish air forces have been operating in the area where al-Adnani was believed to have been wounded, but it's unclear which military forces killed him.

    The U.S. — which had put a $5 million bounty on al-Adnani's head — had him under surveillance, the official said. The U.S. has been providing intelligence on targets to Turkey under a program called "Nomad Shadow," the official said.

    Al-Adnani is best known for issuing an edict for lone wolves to kill Westerners in September 2014.

    "If you can kill a disbelieving American or European — especially the spiteful and filthy French — or an Australian, or a Canadian, or any other disbeliever from the disbelievers waging war, including the citizens of the countries that entered into a coalition against the Islamic State, then rely upon Allah, and kill him in any manner or way however it may be," he said.
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    But Obama wants to bring all the evil Muslims here hurrrrr durrrrrrrr feed me semen
     
  4. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Saving #1 for President Trump! :yay:
     
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    I'm sure he'll be tough to replace. There probably won't be another #2 in ISIS for some time now. Nope. This puts them on the brink. Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, Ali, Muhammad, Muhammad, Ali, Muhammad, Abu and Muhammad are all said to be jockeying for this prestigious position.

    Gotta step it up boys! Seize that brass bomb.
     
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  6. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Today must be difficult for you, I'm sorry. :console:
     
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    :woot:

    wait until Hillary starts killing fools.
     
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    Nah, he couldn't have killed him. He's on their side. He must have him hiding out in his basement. They're smoking blunts and listening to rap music down there right now.
     
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    His replacement has already taken his place. This JV team has many members!
     
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    all of a sudden dave believes in isis :backlol:


    only when it suits him
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Wow, look at this guy publicly shitting his pants in front of us.

    You ok, you need some help?
     
  12. Mack

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    Doesn't it say right in the article you copied and pasted that they have no idea whose forces killed him? :scratch:
     
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    Whats the deal with all the gingers in ISIS?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Bro, the POTUS calls the shots. Everywhere.
     
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  16. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Actually, @ljc did that, Dave. ISIS owed Larry, Inc. money.
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    if someone gets killed, either Obama or Hillary are responsible.
     
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    Oh I hope we merked his ass, and I hope Obama gave it the green light, but it seems a bit premature to claim credit.
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    Trump took credit yesterday.
     
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    Yeah well, he's a fucking idiot.