ISIS is getting tough

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  1. Shithead

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    Wig related because of the skinny jeans..

    ISIS bans skinny jeans, cigarettes, cellphone music: group
    By Chris Perez

    April 3, 2015 | 10:35am

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    ISIS is cracking down on hipsters in Syria.

    The Islamic State terror group has imposed a new law in their stronghold of Raqqa that prohibits young men from wearing skinny jeans, smoking cigarettes and jamming music on cellphones.

    Informants living in the Syrian city tell the anti-ISIS campaign group Raqqa Is Being Slaughtered Silently that militants have been throwing civilians behind bars for 10 days at a time if they refuse to comply with the new rules.

    While imprisoned, violators will be forced to take an “Islamic course” — and once their sentence ends, they are required to take an exam assessing what they learned.

    Those who pass the test are released immediately. Anyone who fails must pay a fine and stay imprisoned until they pass.

    Raqqa Is Being Slaughtered Silently reports that the new penalties have been implemented over the past few days and also include anyone who is late for prayer in the city’s local mosque.
     
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    I support the skinny jeans ban.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    A religion that will cut u in peaces
     
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    This is a good policy. I knew they weren't so bad. Alla Akbar or whatever.
     
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    But this look is still ok? These guys are nuts.




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    They are right.
    No guy wants to see a guys package through their tight jeans.:facepalm:
    (Except maybe Shortwave98)
     
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    They forgot "scarves worn inside or at anytime outside other than winter"
     
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    If no one is allowed to smoke, their health insurance rates will probably be lower.
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    They should ban almond portions less than 10 almonds and all beautiful soups
     
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    If you comply with all their new laws I can guarantee your life expectancy will be longer.
     
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    What on earth is Thurston Moore sporting there: a bean bag penis? That's some funky junk. Ok, I've done enough talkin' about other men's penii for the day.
     
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    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww, sandals!
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    The abbreviation of the group is RIBSS? I hope they're beef ribs! Lol
     
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    No skinny jeans? Howard is happy he doesn't live there. Will they also ban horsiie looking women?
     
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    Just bring back mustard gas for these camel fuckers.