News ISIS Issues Fatwa Calling For Mass Killing Of American Puppies

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    ISIS Issues Fatwa Calling For Mass Killing Of American Dogs And Puppies

    A chilling report issued by the Main Intelligence Directorate General Staff of the Armed Forces (GRU) is warning today that the pet dogs and puppies of American owners have now become “targets for death” after the Islamic State’s (ISIS/ISIL/Daesh) top religious scholar, Turki al-Bin‘ali, issued a fatwa authorizing the immediate mass slaughter of these beloved animals by their terrorist supporters currently residing in the United States.

    According to this report, this Islamic legal pronouncement (fatwa) issued by the Islamic State Caliphates main ideological-religious leader, who currently resides under the protection of the US at their Bahrain naval base (NSAB), was in response to queries from many of their younger American “sympathizers/supporters” wanting to wage jihad but fearful of being captured or killed—or not being of sufficient age to “obtain/purchase” weapons.

    Turki al-Bin‘ali’s response to these American followers, as outlined in his fatwa published earlier today in the Islamic State’s online magazine Dabiq, this report continues, was that while although the main duty of jihad was to “kill/destroy/maim” as many infidels (non-believers/Christians/Jews, etc.) as possible, no matter what the cost, it is entirely acceptable, also, to strike fear into these Westerners by the mass murdering of their dogs and puppies.

    With the estimated pet dog and puppy population in the United States being between 70-80 million, this report notes, this shocking Islamic State fatwa now provides for these terrorists with a new “target rich” environment in which to strike fear and terror into these peoples as American police forces will be virtually unable to rapidly respond to it as their current focus remains on the protecting of human lives and property—not pet animals.

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    http://www.eutimes.net/2015/12/isis...or-mass-killing-of-american-dogs-and-puppies/
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    Sick people. Why would anyone want that culture in our Country?

    Bomb them back to the 7th Century they came from.
     
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    It's "gun violence" not terrorism.
     
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    Where are all the phony front groups for gays, women and animals?
     
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    this is why humans are becoming radicalized - internet brainwashing. Like we make fun of Muslims for being brainwashed but then you guys read something like this then go around spreading more propoganda.

    Most people aren't smart enough to judge the information they receive and make informed opinions. That's what is wrong with radical Muslims, extremist right wing shooters and Occupy Wallstreet hippies. The internet is making these fringe elements much more crazy than they would have been 25 years ago.


    This is obviously bogus and it's from some junky extremist tabloid site. Come on guys.
     
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    PETA vs ISIS this should be good... :frog:
     
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    I smell an Onion.
     
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    Black Labs Matter!
     
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    This has to be a joke right? Sounds like a report from the onion...
     
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    THat's ok. We have Supermodeo on our side.

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    If this is true, why is the guy in US protection?
     
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    If it was kittens.... Then I'd say they should prepare to be clandestinely fucked with, only to later post here that they're looking for full time work. But dogs? Those are only good in ashes for oversized urn photo ops.
     
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    ^this
     
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    If they kill a bunch of people, who cares. If they harm just one puppy, this means war!
     
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    Fuck those sand-shitting goat-fucking ragheads, they come after my dog they're gonna have to get past me first. Allah Akbar up your ass.
     
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    Someone tell Beth!
     
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    PETA has it's own fatwa against pet owners and keeping animals as pets. Just sayin'. :c
     
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