ISIS to ban miniskirts.. or was that a city in Alabama?

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  1. chapped

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    After first proposing an ordinance banning saggy pants, the Dadeville City Council is now considering banning short shorts and mini-skirts.

    Dadeville City Councilwoman Stephanie Kelley said it shouldn't just be men who are singled out on their attire.

    "My concern is it should be for everybody," Kelley said during Tuesday's council meeting, the Alex City Outlook reported. "I think for the girls, with these shorts up so high looking like under garments and dresses so short, I don't want us to be showing favoritism."

    Dadeville city attorney Robin Reynolds is expected to have the ordinance ready for the next council meeting.

    City Councilman Frank Goodman originally proposed a ban of sagging pants at a meeting last month.


    "It is about respect," Goodman said. "Who is going to respect you if you don't respect yourself. The reason I brought this up is I think people deserve respect when they are in public. I think slacking is disrespectful. I think it gives our younger generation the wrong impression of what is cool."

    According to the Alex City Outlook, other city council members showed support for the ordinance.
     
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    Alabama sounds like a terrific place. :facepalm:
     
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    You're mistaking their smelly brown god for our blue-eyed blond God.
     
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    Stephanie doesn't like that her husband has the wandering eye for young ladies in tight clothing

    that's likely the deal here
     
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    They need to be careful or they might start getting a reputation
     
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    You had me at the saggy pants

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    You lost me at the mini skirts

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    I don't want to live in a word were I can't look at nice long, tan legs

    @SomerSky
     
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    Anal
     
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    I used to love going down there when I was a kid.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Brent Musburger thinks so.
     
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    Would bang hard
     
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    The Talabamaban!
     
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    You mean Talabama?

    Roll Tide
     
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    Yep the talabamaban are from Talabama.
     
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    Yeah, this is a stupid idea for a law but unless the city council also plans on ripping out fingernails and setting offenders on fire you can't really compare this to Isis.
     
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    I can and I will
     
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    :tzone: