Isnt it great to be young, hot, and stupid?

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  1. newcastlefan

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    uh, in 5 years you won't be the hot young piece of ass anymore and 20 new hot young girls will be fighting for the roles you used to get.

    Fox has been around for a long time: they can wait for a new generation of naked airheads, while you can always get a job at Target:

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    I got everything I needed from her during The Fappening :yes:
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    yeah and apparently she has decided it wasn't so bad: she wore a see thru gown last week promoting her new movie with Chris Pratt
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    although apparently she wore nipple pasties instead of a bra, but she is coming along.
     
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    Jennifer has a very pretty gash......The Fappening was a gift from God
     
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    Once we got to see cum all over her face, this stuff is tame. :hhh:
     
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    ....but from that peace nick faggot that was married to Paltrow.

    How did he manage to bang her?
     
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    I thought it was spossed' ta be from Bradley Cooper? :giggle:
     
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    I wouldn't know
     
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    I have one of those three covered.
     
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    Don't forget rich and famous.
     
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    freds you broke it VIP

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    please translate for real Americans.
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    i thought he liked guys?
     
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    Chris Martin from Coldplay was banging her when the photos were done and those photos were the ones that come out during The Fappening
     
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    Meh, Walmart 7
     
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    0/3
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  16. newcastlefan

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    thats why i dont understand her need to appear refined and somewhat conservative.
     
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    Other than Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man and perhaps Hugh Jackman as Wolverine is any current movie surperhero inextricably linked to a particular actor.

    Newsflash for Jennifer Lawrence: Rebecca Romijn has already been Mystique

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  18. newcastlefan

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    its going to be fun to watch JL disintegrate when she realizes there are new hot 20 somethings for teens to jerk to. When a 19 yr old says she is too old i predict she goes into rehab.
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

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    Why the fuck is Froggy so mad at JLaw? :jj:
     
  20. newcastlefan

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    because she turned me down last month.