WTF Isn't it weird knowing that your grandparents used to have wild sex?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Or that your mom would blown your dad while you were in the bath?

    Ugh
     
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    drewjube Well-Known Member

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    It's weird knowing they used to be alive
     
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  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :down:
     
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    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    :lol: At least your dad got blowjobs, when was the last time Mrs. Shiv took care of the kid?
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    My parents are proof that my Grandparents banged. I don't know about the "wild" part.
     
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    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    not really. its sorta why you are here
     
  7. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I remember those great conversations with my grandmother when she would reflect upon those good old deep anal massages she would get from my grandfather.
     
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  8. Shivvy

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    Oh stop. Grandma was getting railed in the backseat after the highschool hop
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    Damn, son.
     
  12. kingofallmessicans

    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    My Great-Grandfather was a stone-cold pimp, that banged like a million ladies, and had families scattered throughout America and Mexico. Crazy old vato eventually settled down, in his late 80's.
     
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    My Grandparents were white migrant farm workers during the depression who were so poor their parents married them off when they were 15. They were getting busy in the tomato fields of the San Joaquin Valley.
     
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    Gramps used to tell me stories about the Cuban whores you could get for I shit you not .10 right before the war.

    He got shot once as a teen for banging a guys wife in the coal camp he grew up in. Hit him in the shoulder as he was diving out the window.

    I miss him
     
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    Shiv, did you ever find your grandpa's cum rag?

    @big faggy
     
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    I think my father had a pretty miserable existence sexually. Mom is super uptight and always has been. Now grandpa, on the other hand, my cousins and I found a box of primitive rubbers in a drawer in the barn, after he died. Don't know who he was using them on, Grandma was pretty Catholic. They looked like they were made by Firestone.
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Well-Known Member VIP

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    The holy grail of cum rags. Don't look at it, Marian!
     
  19. Zarathustra

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    The Shiv men pass down their cum rags to their sons. It goes back many generations.
     
  20. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Why does all this normal shit seem so fucking weird to you? Are you a fucking retard?