WTF Isn't it weird knowing that your grandparents used to have wild sex?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Mar 10, 2016.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    310,418
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    164,485
    Likes Received:
    97,783
    Or that your mom would blown your dad while you were in the bath?

    Ugh
     
  2. drewjube

    drewjube Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    171
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2015
    Messages:
    487
    Likes Received:
    827
    It's weird knowing they used to be alive
     
    Cunt likes this.
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    310,418
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    164,485
    Likes Received:
    97,783
    :down:
     
  4. WillyBest

    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

    Reputations:
    371,503
    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2012
    Messages:
    30,730
    Likes Received:
    35,794
    :lol: At least your dad got blowjobs, when was the last time Mrs. Shiv took care of the kid?
     
    Zarathustra, DuckDong and Shortwave98 like this.
  5. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

    Reputations:
    33,135
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    24,680
    Likes Received:
    28,376
    My parents are proof that my Grandparents banged. I don't know about the "wild" part.
     
    FosterKitten and slipkid69 like this.
  6. Sloppyjoe

    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

    Reputations:
    228,773
    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2015
    Messages:
    34,155
    Likes Received:
    66,447
    not really. its sorta why you are here
     
  7. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I Banned User

    Reputations:
    7,260
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    6,929
    Likes Received:
    15,620
    I remember those great conversations with my grandmother when she would reflect upon those good old deep anal massages she would get from my grandfather.
     
    DuckDong likes this.
  8. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    310,418
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    164,485
    Likes Received:
    97,783
    :down:
     
    Cunt and WillyBest like this.
  9. Shivvy

    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    310,418
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    164,485
    Likes Received:
    97,783
    Oh stop. Grandma was getting railed in the backseat after the highschool hop
     
    Mojopin likes this.
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

    Reputations:
    108,333
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    86,284
    Likes Received:
    24,072
    :spit:
     
  11. Sleep

    Sleep The Violence. The Speed. The Momentum. VIP

    Reputations:
    79,803
    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2012
    Messages:
    35,352
    Likes Received:
    35,425
    Damn, son.
     
  12. kingofallmessicans

    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2015
    Messages:
    1,720
    Likes Received:
    4,585
    My Great-Grandfather was a stone-cold pimp, that banged like a million ladies, and had families scattered throughout America and Mexico. Crazy old vato eventually settled down, in his late 80's.
     
  13. Walygatr

    Walygatr VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    127,326
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    16,800
    Likes Received:
    47,384
    My Grandparents were white migrant farm workers during the depression who were so poor their parents married them off when they were 15. They were getting busy in the tomato fields of the San Joaquin Valley.
     
  14. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    15,713
    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2012
    Messages:
    7,464
    Likes Received:
    17,523
    Gramps used to tell me stories about the Cuban whores you could get for I shit you not .10 right before the war.

    He got shot once as a teen for banging a guys wife in the coal camp he grew up in. Hit him in the shoulder as he was diving out the window.

    I miss him
     
  15. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    103,588
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    21,556
    Likes Received:
    24,321
    Shiv, did you ever find your grandpa's cum rag?

    @big faggy
     
  16. Icculus

    Icculus Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    564
    Joined:
    Nov 27, 2012
    Messages:
    2,062
    Likes Received:
    453
  17. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    14,581
    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2015
    Messages:
    6,046
    Likes Received:
    13,049
    I think my father had a pretty miserable existence sexually. Mom is super uptight and always has been. Now grandpa, on the other hand, my cousins and I found a box of primitive rubbers in a drawer in the barn, after he died. Don't know who he was using them on, Grandma was pretty Catholic. They looked like they were made by Firestone.
     
    Cunt likes this.
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

    Reputations:
    293,848
    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2010
    Messages:
    60,108
    Likes Received:
    37,764
    The holy grail of cum rags. Don't look at it, Marian!
     
  19. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    103,588
    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2013
    Messages:
    21,556
    Likes Received:
    24,321
    The Shiv men pass down their cum rags to their sons. It goes back many generations.
     
  20. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2013
    Messages:
    31,224
    Likes Received:
    31,962
    Why does all this normal shit seem so fucking weird to you? Are you a fucking retard?