Isn't medixal technology great????

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  1. Shithead

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    Rx bid for man with no penis


    • By DAVID K. LI
    • Last Updated: 4:09 AM, March 18, 2013
    • Posted: 12:52 AM, March 18, 2013
    A British man born with no penis is preparing for ground-breaking surgery that will attempt to create a functioning organ from the skin of his arm.
    If the surgery is successful, it would end decades of torment for 39-year-old Andrew Wardle, who was born with testicles but no penis and with his bladder outside his body.
    “I never thought this day would come, and I still can’t believe it is possible for me to actually have a fully functioning penis,†Wardle told The Sun newspaper in London.
    Wardle’s bladder was surgically repaired, and doctors fitted him with a tube in his bladder to urinate.

    “I got used to hiding. Apart from the operations, I could live like a normal lad my age,†Wardle said.
    “It was when I got into my teens and started getting interested in girls that it became a problem.â€
    He boasted that even without a penis, he has bedded more than 100 women — although he has been limited as to what he can accomplish.
    He said he relied on drugs such as ecstasy and LSD as a crutch to hide his disability.
    “By taking drugs, I gave myself the perfect cover,†he said. “I’d bed girls but said things could only go so far because the drugs meant I couldn’t rise to the occasion.’’
    Surgeons plan to use the skin, nerves and blood vessels from his forearm to build a penis that ejaculates.
     
  2. Goo For You

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    So now he can start raping the girls he has for years been drugging.:cig:

    :hat:

    :buhbye:
     
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    Yup... I'm not going to top that, so we should just end the thread right now... +r
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Imagine they gave him a 2 incher lol
     
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    If they make his dick out of tissue from his arm will the dick be able to jack itself off? :dontknow:
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Yes.. and grab a beer too
     
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    ah yes, the addadicktomy..


    whats that? no we are adding skin from your arm sir, not your whole arm.
     
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    medixal technology is fantastic but why isn't there a cure for cancer and another bunch of diseases?
     
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    Probably more money in making dicks.....Just think of the business when they can make what you have now bigger
     
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    Cancer "Research" is big business. All that money would go away if there were a cure.
     
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    Heard about this surgery over twenty years ago........The skin on the inside of the forearm is closest in texture and sensitivity to the skin of the penis..
    They peel off the skin, Roll it much like a joint with a hydraulic "Pump" Device in the center......If he has arms like Popeye, Dudes gonna' be packin':c
     
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    this.
     
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    That's a valid point.Pharmacutical companies have a cash cow now of people buying meds.
     
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    There are cures for cancer. It's just that there are different types of cancer and each responds to different treatments and has different outcomes.