Isn't there usually a hangover thread?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by HaroldJackson, May 19, 2012.

  1. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    I know my car is here because I distinctly remember backing into the fence when I parked last night. There were eggshells on the counter so apparently I made eggs last night also being can of refried beans was open in the refrigerator.
    Anyone else feeling the pain? You're probably not up yet. I only got up at 7:30 because I had to take a shower.
     
  2. wicked smaaaht

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    drunk driving piece of shit...I hope you DIE today
     
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    bumping this because I want to shred his stupid ass
     
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    kids never had a chance
     
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    father of the year
     
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    husband of the decade
     
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    Not now shitty...you do it too
     
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    massive hangover.. friend drove.. im in the clear.
     
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    I thought you drove a carpet. fucking dot head.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Employee of the month
     
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    lucky
     
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    why did you have to wake up to take a shower? Did you lose control of your bowels in your drunken stooper?
     
  15. HaroldJackson

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    I thought I would feel better after a nice hot shower. It was ok. I went back to sleep til right now.
    Now I'm going to put on Univision and rub one out. Hopefully something good is on.

    All these mean comments are killing me- is this what it feels like to be shitty? Poor shitty. I've seen the error of my ways, I'll never drink again. (except tonight, I've got a graduation party to go to at 4)
     
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  18. HaroldJackson

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    Not til 4.