Isn't today when Beth's family emergency is scheduled?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by lisac37, Nov 8, 2015.

  1. lisac37

    lisac37 Well-Known Member

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    and will this NY Post article about Emily throw a wrench in Howard's plans to walk the red carpet at George Takei's Broadway show opening?
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Whoever hath charge of a horse's foot has the care of his whole body';

    'As well a horse with no head as a horse with no foot';

    'No foot, no horse'.
     
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    blindbella Well-Known Member

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    Waiting for the emergency....

    :cmon:
     
  4. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    She's been busy posting kitten pictures on this day of her emergency.
     
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    Or will she twist her hoof?
     
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    She has another clavicle liposuction surgery scheduled for today.

    The last one wasn't completely successful. You still can't quite see her entire rotator cuff when she's laid out on the floor taking selfies.

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    Wigward Well-Known Member

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    maybe Howard forgot to keep Beth in the loop on his excuse. she better have that foot brace handy
     
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    Wiggy Well-Known Member

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    After seeing that picture of her on the back of her latest shit book, that emergency better be a trip to "grandma's house." Then again, any more work on those eyes and she'll look more Asian than George.
     
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    what a bunch of fucktards :jj: they cannot even lie good. who the fuck has a fam emergency a week in advance ???
     
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    She got up early too, 5 pictures by 7:00 AM
     
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    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    maybe emily's article was the emergency....howard is probably curled up in a fetal position.
     
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    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    Maybe Emily gave her a heads up that she made her sound like a shallow cunt in the paper, thus making the family emergency staying way out of the public eye (aside from her very important #specialpurpose instagram) where she'd have to answer to it.
     
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    “I believed that my parents were very much in love,” Emily says. “I felt like the divorce came out of nowhere. I thought that sacred bond was so strong. He used to be one way, and then he marries a model.”



    That's the emergency...
     
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    I just asked her on Instagram when does her planned family emergency start. I will be blocked in 3....2. 1.
     
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    I guess Emily missed the big pending divorce sign of buying the bachelor pad in NYC.

    This is what happens when a kid has no real direction in life, they blame it on divorced parents.
     
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    Of course the awesome parent who raised her was a narcissistic self centered ass hole that told her everyone was watching her at all times, then dumped the mother to marry a transgender slow adult. Yeah, I think that is going to leave a scar.
     
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    Just checked, surprisingly the comment is still there. Also another photo of my favorite kitten, Turtle. He still hates Beth:

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    Bethostern Turtle is back to being a grump 6h

    woofhearted Awe. He looks like he doesnt feel well. 35min
     
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    That cat feels fine . He just knows the truth about the Whorse . He is probably thinking about jumping out the window of the Stern penthouse .
     
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    I have an idea for a new Kids book. Turtle the cat hates a Whorse .
    All proceedes go to Bulldogs for Shark bait.
     
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