It blows my mind that these losers have girlfriends and wives.

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  1. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    Ronnie the Jew Midget
    Shuli the Hack
    Jason the Gorilla
    John Hein the Prevert
    BabaBooey the Hot Dog Lips
    Sal the Raccoon Eyes
    Howard the Don Knots Look A Like


    Richard is the only one who deserves love and is worth it.
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    They have money. That is enough for some broads.
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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    Is Tim "The Mad Shitter" Sabean married? :shit: His poor wife!
     
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    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    Tim is divorced...his wife got sick of waiting for the exciting initiatives Tim had promised
     
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    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

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    My guess would be that she got sick of cleaning shit off the walls floor light switch and toilet.
     
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    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    Sal is hot. And he has a great personality. I would date him in a heartbeat.

    Jason is the mystery. He is obese, ugly, & hairy. And he is an obnoxious fuck. I don't know what his wife sees in him.
     
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    Howard shouldn't be on the list. He got Beth via a Katie Holmes type beard contract.
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    Eh, the list isn't all that surprising.

    Except for Kaplan. I can even see Shuli being married to an attractive woman because he can talk like a semi-normal person.

    But Kaplan? He sounds like Kermit the Frog, is fucking hideous in any light, and doesn't have much of a personality.

    At least not much of a personality that comes through on the wrap-up show, etc.
     
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    superficial and defective guys do not have the patent on being pieces of shit. hot girls are also often garbage. it's simple statistics that the two often attract each other.

    sal is a perfect example: a crappy human, with no ethical issues about cheating professionally or personally, hooks up with a vegas stripper class girl who has the personality of a harpy.
     
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    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    Howard, Ronnie, Jon Hein and Gary all have money but the others likely don't

    I think it's more about status from being on the Stern show than money

    Only Jon Hein and Sal got their current wives pre Stern show and in Sal's case he was making substantial cash working on wall street errr I mean boiler room caller.

    Status is the reason why those guys got wives. Status is also the reason a socially awkward mess like JD can get laid

    Granted money and status often go hand in hand because money buys status
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    Let's remember that Sal's wife is something like 7 years older than him. He went the wrong way in age.

    He's now complaining about not getting pussy from a menopausal woman.