it burned a little when i pee'd this morning...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by cheezedbyfate, Dec 7, 2012.

  1. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    But now is fine....hmmm...:coffee:
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Still a bit sore from that pencil
     
  3. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Full-blown AIDS outbreak.

    Bye. :sadbye2:
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    it could be worse, you could have cockbumps
     
  5. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Cock bumps are permanent
     
  6. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    cockbumps?:usofa:
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    I shot a cornnut out this badboy.
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    shouldn't have drank all that paint thinner :bleachcoffee:
     
  9. DogStar69

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    Drink some cranberry juice and have an STD check.
     
  10. Capn Crud

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    [video=youtube;fiu6DFXeF9A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A[/video]
     
  11. cheezedbyfate

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  12. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Any blood in your urine?
     
  13. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    Stop peeing on fires.
     
  15. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    You sure? Better taste it again.
     
  16. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Cockbumps=:puke:
     
  17. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    :secret: (Let's just start asking him questions that have nothing to do with what's probably wrong so we can see how much he tells us.) :giggle:
     
  18. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Since "the burning," has the length or girth of your cock increased or decreased? Please post current measurements...
     
  19. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I ate hot wings last night and my dump today was spicily painful srs.
     
  20. Capn Crud

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    I call that 'Buffalo Butt'