WTF "It Girl" - F, Marry, Kill...

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  1. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

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    F, Marry, Kill of the current "it Girls" of the US:

    1. The creative, stunning Lena Dunham
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    2. The hysterical, gorgeous Amy Schumer
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    3. The athletic, girl-of the-year, glamour queen, Caitlyn Jenner
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    Tough call, huh?
     
  2. DrDestouches

    DrDestouches Well-Known Member

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    Kill
    kill
    kill
    burn all bodies to make sure
     
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    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    Dude....
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Fuck Mrs. Piggy.
    Marry Cait (Kardashian Money)
    Kill Dunham
     
  5. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits Don't Dox my bro Gold

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    kill myself ??!! Looks like #1 was just hit with that truck..
     
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    Schumer isn't that bad if she lost 20lbs. Throw her on a treadmill for about six weeks straight and then I'd fuck her. I'd marry Caitlyn and then kill all his kids and then her and inherit all the money. I'd kill Dunham with Jenner's rotting corpes.

    But just for the hell of it, I would fuck the bullet. I would fuck it really hard. Just like Kurt Cobain.
     
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    This is actually a prett good one.
    Ok, F that pig Lena. (Only once, get it over with)
    Marry Shumer. (At least she's mildly entertaining and seems to like sex)
    Kill Caitlyn (because it's gross and a bad person)
     
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    This!

    The choices are, would you like to be shot in the crotch, the heart, or the head?

    :bigthink

    Hmmmm, how about none of the above?
     
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    For old movie fans, this is the first "It" girl.
     
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    Kill the one with the dick.
    F dunham blindfolded and very quickly.
    Mary Schumer.
     
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    As there are no good options, I'm going to do the best I can.

    F: Lea. It seems to be the quickest option
    M: Amy. She seems to have a good sense of humor and I'd hire her a trainer to get her in shape.
    K: Caitlyn. She's a dude.
     
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    Divorce Chicken Willy one plunge

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    Ugh, Dunham's body and limbs look like pantyhose stuffed with cottage cheese.
     
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    Wait! You said kill the one with a dick, but then you said you would fuck Lena Dunham. You can't kill and fuck the same person. That is against the rules.
     
  16. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit Gold

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    OMG Barbara Feldon was SOFA KING HOT back in the day...

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  17. wife is a whore

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    I don't do these if they have dudes in them.

    Pass.
     
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    LOL Look whos talking. I dont even wanna imagine what your fatbody looks like naked.
     
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    Polls like this need one more option.
    Kill onesself by drinking a bottle of lye.
     
  20. MorningSong13

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    These questions are subjective, but subjectively speaking, this is the correct answer.
     
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