It happened today folks, it finally happened

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  1. bozeman

    bozeman Well-Known Member

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    I deliver mail. Kids been having the shits all week. I caught it. Was out in the hood at 6 when it hit me. I tried to get back to the llv to go unload in a box but didn't make it. Shit my pants, dripped all over my legs and shoes.

    Then I had to deliver the last of my amazon packages and ride back to the office sitting in it.

    Not a good day.

    Howard related because well....he's a shit
     
  2. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    And because if happened to Robin! In San Fransico, I think. There wasn't a garden hose you could borrow to rinse it off?
    So sorry :eek:
     
  3. Jayla

    Jayla Holding out for a Chad or a Normie Gold

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    I'm anxiously awaiting an Amazon package. :fil: Clean yourself up and get it to me.
     
  4. bozeman

    bozeman Well-Known Member

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    The area I was delivering all has boxes on fences and gates because every damn family there has a killer dog in their yard.

    I drank all my water earlier too. Had to use powerade to rinse off a bit.
     
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    Jim J Jiblets Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Did you get any shit on the packages / mail?

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  6. bozeman

    bozeman Well-Known Member

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    Absolutely not. Luckily I only had a little mail left and just went back to the office after calling my supervisor. Just dropped off a few amazons and bounced.
     
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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit VIP

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    Well, that sucks.
     
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    I feel ya, man. The same thing happened to me while i was driving doing service calls a couple years ago. Not fun at all.
     
  9. bozeman

    bozeman Well-Known Member

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    Lmao that's exactly how it looked on my legs when I finally got home to shower.....except dried
     
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    I was delivering papers as a kid and had that damn pullover thing with the papers in the pouches on when my ass decided to take a piss. I got my papers bib thing off and went behind some shrubs at one of the houses on my route. Just as I finished my shit, their car pulled into the driveway. I pulled my pants back up and told them I threw the paper behind them and was retrieving them. That shit stunk. I wonder if they figured out what really happened.
     
  11. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets Well-Known Member Banned User

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    You went to the office? :eek:

    I would have driven the truck back to my place to clean up--even if I lived out-of-state. :jj:
     
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    How much did you tell your boss and what did your boss say?
     
  13. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    new years pledge: never again use bounce as an adjective..
    nor paradigim..I hate that word
     
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    bozeman Well-Known Member

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    I had to tell my sup what happened because you can't fuck around when you bring back any mail or parcels even if it's just a little. Luckily he is like the coolest guy ever. He had me park near a fence away from the main area where all the carriers gather and left a tub out so I could just drop off what I had left as well as the outgoing mail. And he clocked me out so I wouldn't have to go inside.
     
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    When I saw the title of the thread I thought it was going to be about the end of @GaryPuppet 's dry spell.
     
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    bozeman Well-Known Member

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    Then I jetted out
     
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    :shit:
    :artiejj:
     
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    That sucks. Hope you feel better soon.
     
  20. chrisfromvegas

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    Yeah, she doesn't have all night.
    Show some consideration.
     
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