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    Joel

    "I ran from SFN to the Dawg's Saloon...because all I could smell was Beth's fresh 13 pound poop"

    Gertner :pimp:
     
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    ...and introducing the buff, cut, ripped, chizzled, and JJJAACCCKKKEED Devon Dudley
     
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    Oh yes, and of course...I am the quintissential studmuffin...
     
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    ECDUB! ECDUB! ECDUB!

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    Devon, get the tables! ECW!
     
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    Well, well, well...

    It is I, Joel...

    The man who makes Beth's giant pussy wetter than a soggy Nacho
    Who punches out hymens like Hector Camacho
    And gets the ladies because
    I'm sooooo damn macho..

    Gertner!
     
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    I will only ask once - how do you post pics? I know it's easy, but..
     
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    RIP Big Dick Dudley!
     
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    Above, click on the square icon with the tree on it (2nd to last), insert the pic's url and click "OK"
     
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    :roll:Well, well, well...well done. Beth's pussy is so wet, and wrinkly...that I pull out a rolling pin to get kinky...
     
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    Absolutely, guy was always injured and a huge stiff in the ring - but always fit with the Dudleys. Think he was a huge steroid user
     
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    Thanks dude
     
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    I wasn't really into wrestling in the 90s...even when the WWF and WCW were getting huge, but a high school friend told me about ECW which was on 1AM on Friday nights on some shit channel. I watched it and was hooked. It was so fucking good before Vince bought it.

    I saw an untaped show at some high school in Nassau county and during the intermission, Tommy Dreamer was bitching at people who were using the pay phone (he needed to make a call) and RVD asked my buddy to be a look out as he, Sabu and Fonzy smoked a joint near the entrance by the gym. It was fucking crazy. Those shows were some of the best times of my life. I saw New Jack deck some dude who tried to grab his neck when he fell into the crowd. The dude who got punched was giddy afterwards..he was like, "Dude, New Jack just hit me in the face! That's so fucking awesome!" :jj:
     
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    No problem. I still have my "Beaulah Macgillicutty(sp???) 'Private Show" VHS from RFVideo! :jj:
     
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    I saw ECW in Dayton in 98 and 99, for the Heatwave PPV's. I will never forget those shows. Guy sitting in front of me got into a fight with his friend and got pretty bloodied. When things settled down guy says "lets go outside and talk" while he was bleeding all over the place. It was hilarious looking back. Guy kept on saying "whoop his ass Super Crazy" and got his ass kicked for it. Ha, those were the days. You saw the shows in Philly or in NY? I'd kill to smoke a joint w/ RVD, Sabu, and Alfonso. New Jack was a criminal, almost killed that kid who called himself Mass Transit. Dreamer bitching about a pay phone, lmfao. Haha :hilarious:
     
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    Ralph Feinstein was the cheapest motherfucker ever. Sent me the worst quality tapes. The Beulah video was nice in any quality, she is still one of the hottest girls I've ever seen. Screw hollywood, that girl was amazing
     
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    Mass Transit! :jj: Funny thing is, in the Elk's Lodge in Queens, every time New Jack came out, the crowd would find the fattest dude in the audience, point to him and chant, "HE'S MASS TRANSIT!" New Jack would just ignore it.

    I lived in NY so I only saw NY shows...and I think one in Connecticut, but being and old school ECW fan was the last bastion of not giving a shit. Besides Mass Transit, most fans would kill to get fucked up from a show. None of that lawsuit bullshit. ECW was the end of an era.

    And yeah, by far, Beaulah was a thousand times hotter than Dawn, Francine or Kimona! She was fucking gorgeous! And Feinstein was a fucking joke! :jj: Thanks for bringing up this shit...it really was a fun time!