It is impossible to jerk-off while Braveheart is on the tele

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  1. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    Trust me.....I tried

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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Jerk it during the wedding scene
     
  3. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I forgot about the mute button.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    what was your visual inspiration?
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I jerked it to Tyne Daly once. ONCE.
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Like 70s tyne daly?
     
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    nothing's impossible...when it comes to jerking off.
     
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    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    Turn it off?
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    That NYC lesbo cop show she was on was kinda goodo_O
     
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    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Of course, she's hideous now. Whenever I see her on tv, knowing I jerked off to her once, I start blushing in shame, and people around me are wondering what's going on?
     
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    Youre off the hook then
     
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    It was a 70s suspense movie called Telefon, she was some CIA computer geek with the sexy librarian thing going on.
     
  15. doughhead63

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    Is that humanly possible?
    She was in "The Enforcer"

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    I jerked it to my 6th grade English teacher and she was a sleeztak
     
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    hot black chick on tube 8
     
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    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I was right there and then he started that fucking speech.
     
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    If you can jerk off during Schindlers llst you might have a problem.
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    The scene where they strip all the women is a goto ..You get full bush
     
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