It... Is... TIME!!!

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    According to my brand new custom made 100 karat gold clock, it's LawyerLarry time! Ladies, don't be late! Because millions of women all over the world are just dying to go for a ride on the Double L express! And when this locomotive leaves the station, it's going on a non-stop trip to outer space baby! And for the finest ladies in the house, 1st class tickets are free! Don't be late!

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  2. EmperorsNewCaps

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    Women want him. Men want to be him.
     
  3. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    It's a long way to space when you're only 5'2".
     
  4. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    I have to admit, that is a rad clock.
     
  5. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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  6. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'll be 1 foot closer when I slam you on the ground and stand on top of your unconscious body, chump!
     
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    cg256 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Will you be hanging that travesty over your end table made out of a race car tire?
     
  8. Bryce

    Bryce dope show Gold

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    Bedside.

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  10. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Actually, it'll be above my bed over your travesty of a dog faced mother. I'll put a bag over her head and she's good to go.
     
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  11. downtheshoreDom

    downtheshoreDom You TrĂ£sh

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    "THE CHAMP IS HEREEEEEEEE!!"
     
  12. cg256

    cg256 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm guessing it's a twin bed at best, but probably a futon so you can turn it into a couch so you can pretend the bedroom in your parents basement is actually an apartment.
     
  13. Quality Control

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    To honor the picture of this clock I just watched a lyrics only version on Youtube of You're the Best Around by Joe Esposito.
     
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  14. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    You can tell a lot about a person based on the assumptions they make. You're projecting. I could buy your mother with the change in my futon, boy!
     
  15. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    That's my ring entrance song.
     
  16. cg256

    cg256 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm making my assumptions based on the fact that you actually spent money on that thing and then thought it was cool enough to ever tell a living soul about, never mind the internet.

    But you won't have any money left over for your Schlitz and Cheese Curls!
     
  17. Quality Control

    Quality Control dove

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    I know! I got a message from the universe that it was your ring entrance song.
     
  18. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Do any of your friends look like this?

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    cg256 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No, but I bet his victims do. Allegedly.
     
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  20. Slow

    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Gold

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    LL, any advice for the little larry lunatics that aspire to be like you one day? Any specific diet, training regimen, or is it just the tiger blood?
     
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