It is with great angst and sorrow that I must inform you, my fellow salooners

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by h5htyt76757j, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    That I shall not be your friend or much less, even an acquaintance. Your requests for fellowship will not be honored.





    Good Day :hat:
     
  2. Chiva

    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    I had mudbutt last week
     
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    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Why did you lie and say you already filed your taxes? You can't do it till 1-30 this year.
     
  4. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Alas, you know not of which you speak.

    A citizen can file at any time, only the government will begin the processing on 1-30. Please avoid this in the future. :hat:
     
  5. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    well, you could if you didn't have any income, right? and were only getting a credit?
     
  6. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    so, what do we have now: wigger clutch, depressed clutch, and now 18th century british gentleman clutch .... er, tha kid..
     
  7. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    As you know, the IRS will not begin accepting individual income tax returns until January 30th.

    No, no you can't.
     
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    Tha Kid is not that bright
     
  9. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Please attempt to spin this any way you like. My taxes are done and will be processed the first day allowable.
     
  10. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Due to recent tax law changes, we will open filing season and start processing individual income tax returns on January 30. We will not accept returns before this date. This applies to tax returns filed on paper or electronically.

    :owned:
     
  11. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I also suppose it was only a matter of time before the ape couple came to confront me.
     
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    Chiva Well-Known Member

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    Tha Kid got PWNED
     
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    Tha Kid got buttraped
     
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    Tha Kid took it up the ass
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Tha Kid fine gentleman sir, thy news in the first post is rather disconcerting.
     
  16. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    It is not possible in your mind to have your taxes done prior to the allowable date? I do not lie.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Care, I do not.
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Now you're being Yoda o_O
     
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    This thread is useless without the names of the posters whose requests for friendship were spurned.
     
  20. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    It is un Gentlemanly to reveal private information.