It just gets better and better

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Jul 21, 2015.

  1. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan Banned VIP Gold

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    So I had my first post surgery check in with the surgeon. He says 4 more weeks before I can start bending my knee a teeny-weenie bit. At this rate I will get my leg back for Xmas!

    And when I got home this was waiting for me:
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    An old fart cane!

    I shoulda rolled under the train instead of out from under.

    After this is over I'm going to have to date a 20 something to not feel like a geriatric.

    Somebody shoot me!
     
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    or you know
    take some personal responsibility for being a fat fuck
     
  3. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob VIP Extreme VIP Gold

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    @garypagetwo is available :dontknow:
     
  4. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan Banned VIP Gold

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    I understand it's really tiny, but at some point he had a dick he was born with, so no.
     
  5. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    you should have said you dont need the cane since you usually ride around on an electric scooter anyways
     
  6. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan Banned VIP Gold

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    when I see you take personal responsibility for being a lifelong failure even the family dog won't play with.
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    :jew:
     
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  8. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan Banned VIP Gold

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    thats only in EJ land. Plus scooter wouldn't work as I can't bend my leg.
     
  9. Artie Laugh

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    Why are you always up so late, Gar?
     
  10. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    all of my dogs play with me
    i work out everyday and dont blame other ppl when my body fails me
    you are the problem
     
  11. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan Banned VIP Gold

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    no you just get drunk and fall on your face in dogshit. totally appropriate too.
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    There is pain here. :emperor: