It just gets better and better

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  1. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    So I had my first post surgery check in with the surgeon. He says 4 more weeks before I can start bending my knee a teeny-weenie bit. At this rate I will get my leg back for Xmas!

    And when I got home this was waiting for me:
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    An old fart cane!

    I shoulda rolled under the train instead of out from under.

    After this is over I'm going to have to date a 20 something to not feel like a geriatric.

    Somebody shoot me!
     
  2. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    or you know
    take some personal responsibility for being a fat fuck
     
  3. Sea Slob

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    @garypagetwo is available :dontknow:
     
  4. newcastlefan

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    I understand it's really tiny, but at some point he had a dick he was born with, so no.
     
  5. garypagetwo

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    you should have said you dont need the cane since you usually ride around on an electric scooter anyways
     
  6. newcastlefan

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    when I see you take personal responsibility for being a lifelong failure even the family dog won't play with.
     
  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    :jew:
     
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  8. newcastlefan

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    thats only in EJ land. Plus scooter wouldn't work as I can't bend my leg.
     
  9. Artie Laugh

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    Why are you always up so late, Gar?
     
  10. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    all of my dogs play with me
    i work out everyday and dont blame other ppl when my body fails me
    you are the problem
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    no you just get drunk and fall on your face in dogshit. totally appropriate too.
     
  12. RH Goatcabin

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    There is pain here. :emperor: