It must really suck...

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  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    ... To be a woman.

    Aging gracefully is so much harder to attain than men. All this while working hard to keep slim, while men can just grow a big fatty gut. After that, any disgusting dude either does, stick or envisions sticking his dick Into you. In the most disgusting ways & places. This not even considering the monthly visitor, menopause or pregnancy.

    Then, there's the whole physical ability thing. Not being as strong as men, settling for lesser business positions, less pay for the same work. And if you do succeed, you're called a bitch.

    And that's in the good countries. There's always those women that have to cover themselves head to toe and will get killed if they don't. Places where you need to walk 5 feet behind your man. Places where you're expected to be one of a dozen wives.

    Yeah.... I'm really appreciating both my balls and my country right now
     
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    :munch:
     
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  3. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    Btw... I have nothing but respect for women. Putting up with men isn't a small task
     
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  4. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I have a hard time imagining having a big gash between my legs and slabs of flesh on my chest.
     
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  5. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    You were saying...?

    Caught red-handed: Woman who urinated in her in-laws tea for a YEAR found squatting over teapot by mother-in-law
     
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  6. HowieStearn

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    believe, they dont suck

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    enough
     
  7. Groucho Marx

    Groucho Marx Well-Known Member

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    Maybe that's why the ones who do these things expect their entire lives to be provided for them by these men.
     
  8. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    As an older broad, I can honestly say aging isn't fun, but I've really grown to embrace it. I still feel attractive, and I am still enjoying my body.
    Maybe it's different for lesbians though.
     
  9. Spring Time

    Spring Time New Member

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    What??
     
  10. I invented that

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    Some guys embrace it.


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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    I'd pay good money to get a comprehensive montage of photos for the men on this site ('cause, you know, that's how I roll). I'd pay even better money in a wager on what percentage have aged gracefully.

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    P.S. I figured I would put my money where my mouth is. That is a photo of me fixing my 1987 Acorn Archimedes.
     
  12. RONNIE THE CLAW

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    :yay:I love all women! :jumpclap::spin::derp::cooljump::cheer2:
     
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  13. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    Hey, I'm not saying it to be a dick. I really never realized what all women put up with. Writing that out made me respect them even more
     
  14. Turtle Man

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    You must be some asshole
     
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    You mean I don't have to walk 5 feet behind my man here????:eek:
     
  16. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    I find him to be almost...fuckable. I've seen some ugly lesbians in my day.
     
  17. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    It actually doesn't suck at all. I love being a woman.
     
  18. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Seriously? I picture you with someone MUCH hotter.
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    Lol. No. To me he looks exactly like Bruce Jenner with lipstick.
     
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  20. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Phew.
     
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