it never fails. everytime i clip my nails i need to pick my nose

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    and i lack the proper nail to do it. i don't need a long nail, just one with a slight edge to catch the embedded boog. when my nails are all short, my finger tip slips over the embedded boog and doesn't catch it. that's kind of bullshit.

    i also feel like i need to pick my nose more often as i get older. i'm close to 30 now and it seems like i'm definitely picking it more now than i did at 20 or even 10.

    i never eat boogers though. i never did. that's gross shit. i just flick them on the wall.
     
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    every time i'm concentrating on a task at work i have to take a leak. it never fails: just as the solution comes to me and i'm on a roll, i have to whizz.
     
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    Another Dinkus Mayhem Adventure! :yay:
     
  4. Harry Gibbs

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    that's bullshit bro.
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :cheer:
     
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    I have no doubt that you eat them. :c
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    omg that's sick dave in diego. maybe that's how you faggitz in diego do it but here in america we don't eat out boogers.
     
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    You need a good nose digger. Plenty of unsanitary items around the house will do, but I suggest a Q-Tip with the cotton torn off.

    Try it. You will thank me.

    Regards,
    FKS
     
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    I was gonna say a q tip, wrapped in a tissue...
     
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    yeah but people at the office can tell now when i'm on to something since they see me run to the men's room on the other side of the floor.
     
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    eating boogers> eating mexicans
     
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    You ladies with your sanitation ideals!
     
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    i always leave one of index fingernails longer to use as a booger spatula.
     
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    Nah, it's physics. Leverage plus more surface efficiency.
     
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    You bring sense and science to this ridiculous proposal!
     
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    I have a little OCD when it comes to hygiene issues...:eek:
     
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    You probably call them your 'personal frosted-flakes'. :c
     
  18. Harry Gibbs

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    eating mexican pussy > eating boogers
     
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    omg loolz! :jj:
     
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    I don't know, I might take the booger on this one.