It pains me to admit this but......

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Aug 18, 2012.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    .....Schmoopy cracks me the fuck up! His posts, GIFs, posts mocking him, when I pile on (even if I only crack me up).....even if he's directing his juvenile humor at me. It's all good.

    As a rational non-retarded adult I am not saying this to be in Schmoopy's good graces.....I'm just stating a fact that his existence makes this forum more amusing than if he wasn't involved. That is all.

    Oh, and mario is an unfunny drama queen of a cunt.

    (That last part is preemptive since anytime I make a thread he starts a spinoff for his "mario is the victim" agenda).
     
  2. Chriza

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    Calm down, dude.
     
  3. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    sorry lem, guy is an idiot
     
  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I didn't say he isn't an idiot.
     
  5. jackie the jerk

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    He will stab you in the back soon enough.
     
  6. beatlejaws

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    i think they're both funny
     
  7. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Schmoopy calls me an albino monster. You find that funny? :sad:
     
  8. Stew Nod

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    Totally agree...said this weeks ago
     
  9. Stew Nod

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    Mario is funny too....BBs need characters

    Straws that stir the drink..so to say
     
  10. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I can find humor at a funeral and I don't find him funny at all.
     
  11. beatlejaws

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    it's funny because of his anger not because of you. you're far from a monster
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Exactly! He's so irrational and consistent with his fucked up comments that even when I think he is rude and way off base I still chuckle at the stupidity.
     
  13. EasyJesus

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    Schmoopy is a 39 year old man who sells vacuum cleaners out of a strip mall for his parents during the week and snorts bath salts / dried out nose spray on the weekends. He is a repressed homosexual who hates women due to some event in his youth where his mom, relative or female family friend molested him. I will be surprised if he sees 50. :grad:
     
  14. Lemmy

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    I certainly understand why some despise him. He can be a harsh bastard.
     
  15. Lemmy

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    Sorry rehash......I musta missed the thread. :toptip:
     
  16. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Its not true and you know he's "special". What he said isn't funny.....that he says anything rude to a woman is funny because it's him saying it. Doesn't really make sense I know.

    You are friends with mario who takes every chance he can to say that I'm a corrupt power hungry homophobic lunatic that has threatened and stalked him. That's a little more harmful to my character don't you think? I'm not asking you to choose sides.
     
  17. Reggae Mistress

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    He's like a broken record. The same thing over and over until someone notices. Plus he acts ridiculously immature. I have 2 teenaged boys who show more self control than he does...
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    You must be pretty stupid then.

    It's too bad people like you and Schtoopy waste the valuable oxygen that is on the planet. :c
     
  19. keywordpk

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    I don't really choose sides. But I'm not pleased with the whole Mario vs. Lemmy thing.
     
  20. My Balls Itch 2

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    Schmoopy is insanely entertaining.