It Took Two Years And One Chinese Woman To Make Rihannas Met Gala Dress…..

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  1. teehee

    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    Rihanna's Met Gala dress took one Chinese woman 2 years to make, was reduced to omelette meme in 2 seconds

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    When Rihanna's Met Gala gown was widely ridiculed in avariety of omelette, scrambled egg and pizza-based memesyesterday my first thought was 'Wow, that dress really does look like an omelette/scrambled eggs/pizza'.

    My second thought was 'Nawww, but someone probably worked really hard on that.'

    My third thought was 'F**k it, it's just a dress at a silly socialite event, this shouldn't be occupying three of my thoughts.'

    My persistent fourth was 'No but really, I bet a designer is weeping somewhere right now.'

    Indeed it turns out the voluminous dress was the result of yearsof work, assembled pain-stakingly by Guo Pei.

    "I saw this beautiful beast on the internet," Rihanna told Vogue. "I was researching Chinese couture.... It's so well-made. It's handmade by one Chinese woman. It took two years to make this.":eek:

    Two years.

    Tweets reducing it to an egg-based snack are now in the hundreds of thousands.

    You cruel, internet.
     
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    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    She was smart enough to realize even that giant dress wouldn't make her forehead look normal, she hid that huge space under some kind of hat.
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    I bet that poor Chinese woman got paid 100 bucks to make that dress plus all the rice she could eat…Obscene...
     
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    Unemployment, welfare rolls, and poverty at all time highs, and personal wealth and income down sharply among average Americans. But it's so wonderful to see these tax dodging insipid assholes flaunting their wealth with a "let them eat cake" attitude. :facepalm:

    Where are the riot mobs when you need them?
     
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    Only an attention whore would buy and wear such a dress.

    Somewhere, in a dark corner in Chimneyville, Beth is weeping because it wasn't her.
     
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    Preach it…I would be ashamed to admit such a thing…re..chinese woman and TWO YEARS for one fugly dress..
     
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    What gets me is rather then an angry mob there are a bunch of idiots that wait HOURS to catch a glimpse of these self important pieces of fecal matter..
     
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    That can't be real. Can it? Someone should tell her how ridiculous she looks.
     
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    They did…She got slammed on social media..:)
     
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    Normally it takes me a couple minutes to make a shit, I guess it takes a Chinese woman 2 years.
     
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    You could hide a whole familia of illegales under there. oh yeah, yesterday was cinco de mayo.
     
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    It took 6 months and 4 young men locked in a Vegas pool cabana to stitch this one together.
     
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    Chinese lady made the dress yellow ..:giggle:
     
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    Me Chinese.
    Me play prank.
    Make ugly dress for ugly skank.*

    *With apologies to whoever wrote the "Chinaman going pee pee in your coke" poem.
     
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    They aren't far off.
     
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    The proper way to say it is:

    Me Chinese.
    Me pray plank.
    Make ugry dless for ugry skank.
     
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    And nobody knows how to screw like a Chinaman: (@ I min 30 sec)

     
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    If there is ever a violent revolution that takes place again in U.S. these types of people attending the MET gala need to be the first ones to die.