It was a quick aside today, but I'm surprised nobody posted on it.

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  1. EvolvedMarbles

    EvolvedMarbles Well-Known Member

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    During the trip-to-Comicon talk Howard said he somehow equates being able to sleep (on a plane) as a sign of low intelligence.

    I think quickly after the old chestnut of "Oranjooth boff..." he mentioned it. It isn't too hard to do the Howard-math though. Work hard, even on the plane, reach your destination, stare at the wall for an hour or two, then right to bed - at 8:45pm. That's much smarter than catching a rest and being effective later.

    All this running around, with the flying and the travel...fehh.
     
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    MFnAntiChrist Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That's an easy one.
    He can't sleep on planes. He is of superior intelligence.
    Everyone else is stupid.

    Done. :facepalm:
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I always thought I couldn't sleep on a plane because I couldn't get comfortable wedged inside a cramped seat like a sardine with a fatass eating smelly food next to me, a kid crying like he's being waterboarded in front of me, a guy with restless leg syndrome kicking my seatback and a flight attendant tramping up and down the aisle with a cart, now I know it's because I'm smart, thanks Howard!
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Howard doesn't sleep on a plane because this might happen :wigtip:
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    :rofl:
     
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    MFnAntiChrist Well-Known Member Banned User

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    And just think, this motherfucker is flying private!!! FUCK HIM!!!!!
     
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    Anybody who does something he doesn't do is stupid, a caveman with a sabretooth tiger loincloth.

    Rollercoasters are for degenerates. Red meat is for people who don't have anything going on in their lives. Napping on a plane is for dumb people because he can't do it.

    I'd LOVE for this Asperger's Syndrome with a hair system to man up and finally take that IQ test he's been dodging for his whole on-air career. He's been part of several of them
    but he always dodges them. Why doesn't America's Genius want to take an IQ test and make the results public on air?
     
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    mape Well-Known Member

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    I only listened for about the first ten minutes this morning and I could have created about 100 posts of non-sense, bullshit or hypocrisy that this queen and the cackling, non-human, sub species Blobin were talking about. I guess what we would have to do to cover it all is set up a schedule for all the Shed members to each be responsible for analyzing and commenting on a designated 5 minutes of the show.....there really is just too much to pick a part.
     
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    OMG, it was just a statement designed to get a reaction and look it worked! Most of what he says is, he's an entertainer. I saw him eat prime rib at a restaurant a couple of winters ago, there are exceptions to everything.
     
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    mape Well-Known Member

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    I know....if i was flying on a private jet with full food and bar service & my own office in the sky i wouldn't need to sleep either. He is a raging douche bag.
     
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    mape Well-Known Member

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    ok Ralph
     
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    MFnAntiChrist Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Know one cares.


    Show us your tits or get lost.
     
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    EvolvedMarbles Well-Known Member

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    Ahem, I believe the term is "maniacs".
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Of course you saw him. You work for him.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    HAHAHAHAHA I worked in an office where a famous movie director was sedated and he had the WORST hairpiece and the dr did that.

    I was the receptionist so I'm not breaking any rules, but I won't say who.

    But yes, it does happen.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    And a fucking liar. Howard has too much going on his life to eat meat...yeesh!
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    I would love that! But every 5 minutes someone's head would explode.
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    Exceptions to everything? Is there an exception to your unwillingness to post evidence of Allison's infidelity?

    Maybe it won't be a lawyer who sees this thread. Maybe it will be a friend or relative of Allison's...
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I wonder how he feels about people who sleep like this:
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