Stern Show It was bound to happen... 3 Legged foster arrives!

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  1. CCMaguire

    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    • bethostern: Just picked up this 16 week old nugget. She is perfectly imperfect as she was born with just 3 legs! Howard named her Halo
     
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    Rabid Dogman Well-Known Member

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    Beth has three legs, if you know what I mean...
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    I called it. From 09/18/15:

    I predict a cat with a missing body part very soon. Beth must have a nation-wide search going for more maimed pets she can exploit. I'm sure she'll enjoy making fun of it's handicap and is already planning the next children's book. "Here's my new foster, Gimpy !!!"
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...howard named him tripod.
     
  5. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Halo could always borrow one from this doggy...


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  6. CCMaguire

    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    Get ready for the 2016 New York Times best selling #1 pet adoption book...Yoda's Halo!!!
     
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    Get it one of these and name it "Wheels"

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    kggtty Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i wonder if beth would be doing this if howard gave her a child
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Crazier than a shithouse rat.
     
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    Howard isn't that stupid
     
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    just fostering kittens hasn't brought her the fame and notoriety and sainthood she was hoping for so this is her new thing. Now she is going the blind/maimed route. My god the attention this woman craves------
     
  12. CCMaguire

    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    Her followers will go crazy over this. I can't wait for the endless videos. This is definitely only the first of the deformed fosters.
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if the blind cats {that cant see} will know the new guys a tripod
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    I would have named the three legged cat Eileen (ILEAN).
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Beth will mention the poor cat's deformity in every post, the same way she constantly reminds everyone that Bella is BLIND.
     
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    we named our 3 legged col black kitten tripod too. we found her in the grocery store parking lot with a mangled leg and the vet took it off. the white thick bandage on her stump was bigger than she was. it must have been her dominant leg because she had a devil of a time trying to cover her poo in the litter with it. lol... her little stump would rotate and rotate...nuthin gettin done. but she soon figured out to switch and she was always a wonderful pet and lived a good life.
     
  17. Head Censor

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    Good God, perish the thought.

    Isn't this advanced case of Munchausen-by-Kitty bad enough?
     
  18. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    OMG. She's graduated to removing their limbs now. Seriously, think about it. This loon has her "people" searching the country for messed up cats for her to exploit. Have you ever???
     
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    Halo?
     
  20. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    She's a terrible person, she should die
     
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