It went "Zip" when it moved, and "Bop" when it stopped, and "Whirrr" when it stood still.....

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Sorry you popped your colostomy bag. But that's a pretty good description of the sounds it made. You have to remember to fart out some of the air every once in a while.
     
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    Burp your bag every hour.
     
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    I started to cry, but my daddy laughed
    'Cause he knew that I would find,
    When I turned around my marvelous toy
    Would be chugging from behind.