Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phan Neepack, Mar 9, 2015.
Sorry you popped your colostomy bag. But that's a pretty good description of the sounds it made. You have to remember to fart out some of the air every once in a while.
Burp your bag every hour.
I started to cry, but my daddy laughed
'Cause he knew that I would find,
When I turned around my marvelous toy
Would be chugging from behind.