It would almost be worth $70 g's to expose to the world Howards shitty photo skills

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by JoeyG, Aug 27, 2012.

  1. JoeyG

    JoeyG Active Member

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    It would be nice to see what his actual photos look like before he has a chance to photoshop the hell out of them. It would be nice if the winner would post the actual photos, then post the photos after howards mad computer skillzs fucked them up.
     
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    Not allowed to post them anywhere. Read the fine print.

    Howard is a total scumbag.
     
  3. Kickenwing

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    read your thread title, read it again, read it again, read it one more time, walk over to the oven, turn it on, get in.
     
  4. JoeyG

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    Wow - didn't know that. Is the fine print posted anywhere - I'd like to read it.
     
  5. Pigsaw

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    The original site with the rules was taken down, but a quick rummage through the files came up with this:

    1. Terms of your gift:
    Your donation is a non-refundable donation of at least $20,000 to The Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center. In no way is Conlon Road Photography or any Howard Stern Entities profiting or receiving any financial gain from this event. Your donation will entitle you to a 1 hour Photo Shoot to be personally photographed by Howard Stern through Conlon Road Photography on a mutually agreed date, time and location, on either a Friday or Saturday within a 20 mile radius of Southampton, NY. You will receive all finished images via email within 60 days of shooting date. Howard will personally sign 3 images that you print at your own expense from the files you receive. It will be your responsibility to mail the images to The Evelyn Alexander Wildlife Rescue Center's designated address and pay for return postage. Conlon Road Photography makes no warranties and you expressly waive any claims arising out of the session and/or the photos taken at the session.
    At the end of the photo shoot, you will be entitled to one photograph with Howard. This image is not to be used in any social media, public relations or advertisement, or for any commercial purpose whatsoever. This image will be photographed professionally by one of Howard's assistants.

    Howard's douchebaggery knows no bounds.
     
  6. drsieb

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    What's funny about that is Howchie said that he would take the pictures for album art or for the cover of a book...

    DOES HE NOT READ HIS OWN RULES!?
     
  7. Pigsaw

    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    No he doesn't.:facepalm:
     
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    Obi Drunkenobe VIP Extreme Gold

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    I think it's his money. Only did it to make it look like people still give a shit about him.
     
  9. 2fun

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    it's most likely his own money, what douche would actually pay $70,000 , even for a charity. $70,000
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    that doesn't seem to be the case, the picture of the winner with Howard is the one that can't be published