Iteresting fact about my day

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  1. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    come home from the mall...

    stomach starts hurting...

    horrible gurgling sound emits....

    awkward pause....

    suddenly have to shit worse than I have ever had to shit in my entire existence...

    sprint for bathroom....

    just get pants off in time...

    so much shit...

    keep shitting....

    can't believe I could possibly have this much shit in me.
     
  2. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Pics?
     
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    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Of your tan penis. Not your shit.
     
  4. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Are you sure you got it all in the bowl?
     
  5. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I've heard of this before. Sorry CMG, you have about 6 days to live.
     
  6. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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  7. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    You're shitting me?
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    That's called the ass/toilet seat event horizon.
     
  9. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    You are a stupid fucking Reggie, Call Me God.
     
  10. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    I wonder what CMG brings to the bathroom for reading material...?
     
  11. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    I swear it just keeps coming
    toilet about to overflow
    very terrified that the toilet will not be able to handle this much shit
    wife comes home
    shit overflows everywhere
    wife walk upstairs
    I'm rolling helplessly in shit
    still shitting
    wife hear yells
    open the door
    get on the floor
    everybody walk the dinosaur
     
  12. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    did you shit any "n"'s the thread title could use one
     
  13. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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  14. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    :rofl:
     
  15. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    those guys must be watching a Tyler Perry movie