It's 1am and it's hot in Dallas

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  1. LonghornJ

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    My dick is sticking to my balls, and my balls are stuck to my thigh.

    The AC is set comfortably.

    Wtf
     
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    That's hot.
     
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    I just got in and it's air conditioned in here. I think I'm going to bed :D
     
  4. LonghornJ

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    Why were you on the train?
     
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    Hot date?
     
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    I think my AC is shitting the bed. It is set at 72, it ran for over 30 minutes earlier and it was showing at 76 in here. Ugh.
     
  8. LonghornJ

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    3 of my friends have had their AC freeze over/fail in the past week... we're in the dfw shit now
     
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    I met up with nightshift in NYC :D
     
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    :eek:
     
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    don't shave your junk, pubes are there for a reason and shaving is counterproductive to the cooling effect. I gotta do everything around here
     
  12. Phil McKrakin

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    BOOM!!! There better be pics, goddammit!!!
     
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    It's beautiful sleeping weather. 64 degrees
     
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    o_O
     
  15. LonghornJ

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    Listen, I appreciate the advice but my nut bushel is well maintained and prepped to handle anything up to 104 Fahrenheit... except for tonight
     
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    Yeah we are. Was hoping to get thru at least one more summer with this unit.
     
  17. LonghornJ

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    Any fireball shots?
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    that's what medium rare?
     
  19. Phil McKrakin

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    My central AC unit shit the bed last month...2 days of hell. The good news is I have 4 years left on my 10 year parts and labor warranty and I got a new compressor installed for n/c. Shit is golden till 2020 or so and beyond. :yes:


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  20. LonghornJ

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    Anything at or above 104 is when you start to feel like a real life video game and your life force starts to diminish with each second you're subjected to the elements
     
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