Discussion in 'The Bar' started by My O Face, Apr 11, 2015.
Need to sober up in the next 10 minutes as I have a 20 minute drive home
A wise person told me once it's only drunk driving if you get caught
It's 1:48 liar
Round up dummy
Be exact pal
It's not even 11pm yet, you shithead.
No wonder I fuck hoes, you don't
East coast bitch
I'm in Kentucky now Holmes
Greasy food. Order something and stuff your face. It soaks up the booze quick
Piss on heem
Call a cab.
When in doubt bro. Take a taxi
Whiskey bottle, brand new car.
Oak tree you're in my way.
Did you make it home alive?
You could always not drive drunk? That could be an option...
I'm mesmerized by how awesome the nuwave oven is. It makes all meals easier and healthier.