It's 2:00am and I'm drunk again

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by My O Face, Apr 11, 2015.

  1. My O Face

    My O Face Active Member

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    Need to sober up in the next 10 minutes as I have a 20 minute drive home
     
  2. My O Face

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    A wise person told me once it's only drunk driving if you get caught
     
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    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    It's 1:48 liar
     
  4. My O Face

    My O Face Active Member

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    Round up dummy :rolleyes:
     
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    Be exact pal
     
  6. Phil McKrakin

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    It's not even 11pm yet, you shithead.
     
  7. Markijuano

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    No wonder I fuck hoes, you don't
     
  8. My O Face

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    East coast bitch :uhwfu:
     
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  9. Markijuano

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    I'm in Kentucky now Holmes
     
  10. My O Face

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    Bourbon country!!
     
  11. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Greasy food. Order something and stuff your face. It soaks up the booze quick
     
  12. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Piss on heem
     
  13. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Call a cab.
     
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  14. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    When in doubt bro. Take a taxi
     
  15. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    Whiskey bottle, brand new car.

    Oak tree you're in my way.
     
  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Did you make it home alive? [​IMG]
     
  17. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    You could always not drive drunk? That could be an option...
     
  18. Phil McKrakin

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    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

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    I'm mesmerized by how awesome the nuwave oven is. It makes all meals easier and healthier.

    Looks delicious.
     
  20. My O Face

    My O Face Active Member

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    Yes :beer: