it's 2 am est, and my fuckin cat just ran out.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Rhiannon, Oct 24, 2015.

  1. Rhiannon

    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    Do I wait? Do I do a Beth pose? When the asshole comes back do I tweet it to the universch?
     
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    Mine did it yesterday. He showed back up at 3am. My wife was flipping out because he ran out on her yesterday afternoon. I wanted to put my foot up his ass this morning when I got home.
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP Gold

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    Leave your door open with a bowl of food and wait, that usually works.
     
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    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    He just sauntered in, nonchalant...
     
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    No! Not funny!
     
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    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    What a douche lord. But I love him.
     
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    I'm glad it all worked out.

    That must have been a terrifying 6 minutes.
     
  8. Rhiannon

    Rhiannon Well-Known Member

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    Actually, it was a terrifying 8 minutes. I like you. Now fuck off.
     
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    It's a cat. An animal. It will survive or die.

    Now, if it's cute and huggable and you're looking for a tax dodge you should create a corporation, employ yourself, and ask friends and strangers to give you money and each time you appear on TV or red carpet you can charge yourself for your time, create a nice write-off and you won't owe a dime in taxes.

    You could also just wait for it to come home, OR it might get rescued by a rich old lady with a sinewy neck. In any case it's a win for the cat.
     
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    zip it, cunt
     
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