It's 4am and I can't sleep

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  1. PullMyFinger

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    I woke up to a bout of gas about 15 minutes ago and I can't stop passing gas.

    Until it passes, I will be watching and commenting on infomercials on the local Fox affiliate. Feel free to chime in.

    Infomercial #1

    Armando Montelongo wants people to buy his book so they too can find the secrets to getting rich flipping houses.

    First off, flipping houses in this market? Seriously? Me thinks Armando should have thought about writing this book 5 years ago.

    I also remember this guy from a reality show that was on one of those home improvement networks. I think it was called "Flip This House".

    I recall when the show first started airing, he was in fact doing quite well with flipping properties. He had just purchased a new corporate office building. Also owned a ranch somewhere outside of San Antonio and had a hot ass Venezuelan wife. That was about 4 years ago. The following season, they started following a different "flipper", but then about 2 years ago, they had an update on Armando. He now lived in a one bedroom apartment in a seedy section of Houston. His corporate office was his kitchen table and his hot ass wife was nowhere to be seen. I think he even mentioned something about wanting to write a book at that time.

    Yes Armando, here is my $20, please tell me the secrets to your success. :facepalm:

    BTW...gas hasn't passed yet.
     
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    poker
    harry potter on hbo
     
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    Couldn't take anymore Armando. Switched over to WLNY. The Millionaire Matchmaker broad is hawking Sensa.

    Apparently, it is some magical powder that you sprinkle on your food and it curbs your appetite.

    Anyone ever use this stuff?
     
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    Which Potter? I haven't seen either of the "Deadly Hallows" yet. I was hoping to watch them back to back when I do for the first time.
     
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    Switched over to the WOR affiliate. 1-800-US-LAWYER helped Lawrence Taylor and they can help you too!

    Although probably not politically correct, I bet 1-800-JEW-LAWYER would get way more responses. : oy:
     
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    part 1"Deadly Hallows",,,,yep just started...its good
     
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    Rhonda Shear is selling the AhhBra.com. No real comment on the actual product, but Rhonda looks pretty good. She has to be in her late 50s now. Put on a few more pounds, but she was never really thin.

    I remember her fondly from USA Up All Night.:mjerk: I'd still hit it.

    Then

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    Now

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    For some reason, I remember Gilbert doing Up All Night too. Does anyone remember if he co-hosted it with her?
     
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    the aaahbra???
     
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    Yea, from what I could gather from last nights observations, the AhhBra is a knock off of the GenieBra(different infomercial) which appeared to be a basic sports bra to me. :cheer:

    Don't tell the people selling them that though. They both made it very clear that their bras have some magical "lifting power" the average sports bra doesn't.
     
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    This is a brilliant idear. I can't tell you how many times I've awakened deep in the night and wound up in Infomercial Hell. I may chronicle my next odyssey...
     
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    [​IMG] <---This is her now? I would so hit that.
     
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    Yeap, that is a current photo. I always had a thing for large breasted Jew broads. Especially if they are a little thick. :marx:
     
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    I never realized how much they caught on. At one point last night there were infomercials on 60 of the first 300 channels on FIOS.

    Also noted, the most popular subjects for infomercials are:

    1.Ab machines
    2.Breast enhancing and body slimming undergarments.
    3.Machines that cook stuff in new and exciting ways.

    Most depressing infomercial:

    A bunch of 50 and 60 year old guys sitting around a living room discussing their difficulty with urination and/or frequency of urination. :facepalm:
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    She's 56. I'd give it to her.
     
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    I'd hit it with reckless abandon.
     
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    I enjoy infomercials and very much enjoyed this thread.

    Hope your gas passed. :c
     
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    I needt the ahhhbra :cheer: you shouold get the commission
     
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    Glad you enjoyed it. The gas did finally pass, thanx for asking. That's what I get for eating stuffed cabbage on an empty stomach.
     
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    Cool. Just put a good word in with Miss Rhonda Shear for me. :marx: