I woke up to a bout of gas about 15 minutes ago and I can't stop passing gas. Until it passes, I will be watching and commenting on infomercials on the local Fox affiliate. Feel free to chime in. Infomercial #1 Armando Montelongo wants people to buy his book so they too can find the secrets to getting rich flipping houses. First off, flipping houses in this market? Seriously? Me thinks Armando should have thought about writing this book 5 years ago. I also remember this guy from a reality show that was on one of those home improvement networks. I think it was called "Flip This House". I recall when the show first started airing, he was in fact doing quite well with flipping properties. He had just purchased a new corporate office building. Also owned a ranch somewhere outside of San Antonio and had a hot ass Venezuelan wife. That was about 4 years ago. The following season, they started following a different "flipper", but then about 2 years ago, they had an update on Armando. He now lived in a one bedroom apartment in a seedy section of Houston. His corporate office was his kitchen table and his hot ass wife was nowhere to be seen. I think he even mentioned something about wanting to write a book at that time. Yes Armando, here is my $20, please tell me the secrets to your success. BTW...gas hasn't passed yet.